Monday, June 20, 2016

POBB June 15, 2016

Pick of the Brown Bag
June 15, 2016
Ray Tate

It’s the Pick of the Brown Bag, a weekly review blog of comic books.  I’m Ray Tate.  I’ll be your critical tour guide to Rebirth Batman, Rebirth Green Lanterns, Justice League and Rebirth Titans.  I'll also laud and/or raspberry Simpsons Comics, Spider-Gwen and Vote Loki.   Teensy-tiny versions of my reviews can be found on Twitter: #PickoftheBrownBag.

Strangely, I’m supportive of DC’s latest polyglot of the multiverse.  Here’s why.  Overall, so far, it’s a good story.  The villains of the piece are well known as is their metaphor.  They are a group of characters you wouldn’t expect to come traipsing into the DCU.  No, it’s not the Avengers.  Seek out Kurt Busiek’s and George Perez’s Avengers/Justice League for that.  Absolute Edition if you saved your pennies.

Rebirth isn’t a reboot.  It’s not throwing away the shiny new 52 where Batgirl is fully mobile and where Batman is a humanist as well as the “world’s greatest detective.”  These are our heroes.  The new 52 gave us the quintessential, and that’s what we get in Rebirth.  

The ties that bind are already strong in the new 52, and although I’m totally against some of the restorations attempted, I see no harm in drawing upon good memories and re-establishing old friendships, as long as the bad ones aren’t dredged up.

The plot thickens in three out of four Rebirth titles.  Despite the lack of a Rebirth banner Justice League is a Rebirth prologue.

Set ten years before Rebirth, Justice League aims to explain how the Enemy breached the League’s universe in the first place.   Writer Dan Abnett in addition tries to create a crackerjack story featuring none other than Dick Grayson, the original Robin.

Under the stealth guise of an inventory issue, Justice League is actually hugely significant.  This is in fact the only moment where we actually experience an original Robin tale, with respect to the new 52.  Sure.  We’ve had glimpses and vignettes, but this is classic Batman and Robin working with the Justice League in a full-length story, which in itself is a first in any era if you don’t count The Super-Friends.

Batman and Robin are more like father than son than the antagonists of the post-Crisis.  Justice League is a retroactive reboot where Robin never wore short pants, Batman never forbade Dick from being Robin and where Batman and Robin/Nighwing pretty much got along fine.  Scenes involving this asshole never happened.

Justice League gibes with the timeline my friend and I figured out for the new 52.  

It also connects nicely with the idea of the Justice League forming in the waning years of the Bush Administration. This story furthermore predates the history Robin has with Superman as part of the World’s Finest team.

You would think that since Superman is dead in the present day, he would have a grander part in the story.  Instead, Superman mainly stays in the background for superhero punching.  

Although when he speaks, he sounds like the real deal, not the Man of Sphincters from another universe.  Abnett's current character Aquaman joins Superman on the outskirts of the focus. 

Robin interacts with Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, the Flash and surprisingly Cyborg.  The last time Cyborg had such an active role in the Justice League occurred during Forever Evil.  In any case, each character is written superbly.  Each expresses interesting dialogue and acts the part.

The story begins with Batman taking Robin to the Satellite and introducing him to the Justice League during the address of an emergency in Metropolis.  Things don't start swimmingly for the feeling out of his depth Robin.

The Dynamic Duo check in for an unusual crisis.  Abnett uses an old explanation for Fortean phenomena as the gist for the story and a run up to Rebirth.  No accident he uses crisis.  It's the watch word for multiple earth engagement.

There's so much more cleverness.   Abnett demonstrates Batman's pure detective knowledge.  Fortean phenomena is so silly and harmless that Batman could have only been motivated by pure curiosity to investigate it.

There's something special about the Dark Knight knowing about Charles Fort.  The knowledge expands his characterization by projecting him away from his plot-based vengeance/caped crusader history.  Giving him greater depth in an unusual way.

When the League arrive at the scene, they discover three menaces: War Hounds from Apokolips, specifically those from Legends, a Colouan from Legion of Super-Heroes lore and Mammoth from  The New Teen Titans.  The League at first can't make a dent in the War Hounds, but Batman and Robin succeed where the super powered fail.

In the process, each Justice Leaguer who at first wary of the child hero turns to Robin who begins to deduce what's going on.  The League including Hal Jordan are also cool enough to give Robin accolades.  Abnett aware of the Mary Sue as well as Charles Fort phenomena takes care not to diminish the League as he supports Robin.  Abnett gives each Leaguer a moment, and Wonder Woman particularly excels.

Of course Abnett’s words could have been lost in the wash of bad art, but as you can see Paul Pelletier probably just itching at the chance for another shot at the Justice League doesn’t waste his moment in the sun.  All the of the League look fantastic and formidable.  His updated Robin fits in perfectly, and Sandra Hope deserves kudos for conscientious inks that only serve to emphasize the subtleties in Pelletier’s pencils.  Colorist Adriano Lucas shows you what a super-hero book should look like.  Action Comics team take notes.

Justice League is a stand alone.  The book however touches upon long ranging aspects that according to the blurb continues in the Titans.  If it does I have no idea how.

Granted.  The Titans is a Rebirth issue, but it's a total feel good reunion between the Titans and Wally West, whom the Flash is fittingly oblivious to in Justice League.  Barry only remembers Wally years later in Rebirth.

When the new 52 began, it began without the old Teen Titans.  There were on and off hints that Nightwing knew and fell for Starfire, but Cyborg one of the creations of Marv Wolfman and George Perez, arose only with the formation of the Justice League.  Beast Boy wound up in the new 52 Teen Titans which were composed of mostly reinvented post-Crisis teen heroes.  Oh, and lest you forget.  Donna Troy only recently returned in the most inauspicious manner.  I’ll not exacerbate the point with a repeated image.  That would be really mean.  Instead, enjoy a Nick Cardy cover of The Teen Titans, courtesy of the Grand Comics Database.

Donna Troy is a continuity headache almost equal to Hawkman and Hawkgirl.  The problems began in the post-Crisis.  George Perez removed Wonder Woman from history.  Roy Thomas supplied various Justice Society substitutes for Wonder Woman.  Black Canary assumed Wonder Woman’s role in the JLA.  John Byrne then restored Wonder Woman to history, albeit Hippolyta.  For no good reason he also attempted to give Donna Troy a new origin.  During and after, Donna Troy became a multiple casualty of logjam.  Here’s another great Nick Cardy cover.

In the new 52, Donna is something else entirely.  On the bright side, Terry Long doesn't exist, and Donna's origin is a lot simpler and concrete now.  She getting her memories back probably won't change a thing except her characterization.  

You can imagine a scene where Donna says, "Well, technically pissed off Amazons formed me out of magic clay to be a replacement for Wonder Woman, but I'm actually her sister from another space and time.  Groovy, isn't it?”  Have a Jim Aparo cover.

This is actually a pretty cool issue where the Titans essentially become the Mod Squad.

Although the Powers That Be appear to be content with returning the Titans to comics, they are not turning back the clock to the sixties.  Instead, the Titans' memories exist within the context of the new 52.  So Speedy remembers Green Arrow.  He wasn't however a drug addict.  Some fans will consistently be upset that DC isn't restoring everything, but that would be hilariously clumsy if they did.  Still you got to give them credit for some incredibly obscure Titans continuity.

I don’t actually remember Lilith and Kid Flash being an item.  It vaguely sounds right.  So maybe I saw them kiss or something way back in the day.  Either that, or she’s substituting for Raven, who was reintroduced in the new 52 already.  Kid Flash and Raven were an item.  At least he wanted them to be.  

In summary, the Teen Titans are back.  Their memories have been restored.  Donna's no longer a black hole of continuity slag.  Bonus.  No Terry Long.  

The Enemy attacks Batman where he lives, metaphorically and literally.  This attack however is more subtle than the others.  Within an intricate setup, Kobra operatives prove just as effective as they were during the Bronze Age.

The shadowy figure is part of Rebirth, in what capacity remains as  unseen as the person of interest's precise identity.  For whatever reason, this stranger kills the Kobra stooge to acquire the armaments he stole.  He then shoots a surface to air missile to down a plane in Gotham City.  Batman's no fool.

The unavailability of the Justice League, and they will hate themselves when they find out about this event, added to the death of Superman forces Batman to perform the absolutely bat-shit crazy.

There's a Batman Out There!

Now, nobody else could convincingly carry out what mathematical madness Batman performs, and writer Tom King takes full advantage of Batman's resonance.  Theoretically Batman's absolutely insane idea can work, but if Captain Gerbil Man had attempted such a feat, you would not could not believe it.  Batman? Of course, he can do it.  He's Batman.

As per usual, Batman is fully willing to sacrifice himself to save the innocent, and he touchingly says his goodbyes and personally philosophizes.  It's nice to see Alfred one hundred percent on board with his Master Bruce, and not trying to talk him out of the plan.  There's just one Spock of a choice to be made, and Alfred sees that.

Fortunately, new characters debut just in the nick of time, and if they are part of the Enemy's plan and not perhaps unwitting pawns in the chess game, the Enemy is an idiot.  The Enemy should have let Batman die.  If the Enemy thinks he can play with Batman or that it's better to demoralize him into thinking his usefulness is at an end, the Enemy is freaking brain-dead.

The Guardians or the Corps called Hal Jordan off planet, which is why Batman can’t get in touch with him.  In his place, Simon Baz and Jessica Cruz are the partnered Lanterns of Sector 2814.  The Rebirth issue introducing them was perfect.  This story lives up to exactly what I feared.  A cursory glance at their lives, followed by the incursion of some stupid Lucky Charms ring wielders that I’m supposed to know but don’t.  Lord Atrocious.  His Harley Quinn fashioned henchwench.  Bah.

The Radioactive Spider-Gwen shares the same problem as Green Lanterns.  It’s basically clean up after Spider-Women a mini-series that kind of sucked.   So there’s a lot of confusion this issue. Spider-Gwen is apparently now hooked on the substance that gives her powers back.  Taken away at some point in Spider-Women.  She’s also doing a lot of vacillating with the Mary Janes.  Whether or not she can be Spider-Gwen and a drummer at the same time.  Boring until Frank Castle shows up, which happens at the end.

Vote Loki is simply too inane to be funny and too silly to be satire.  Loki spins a lie to make himself eligible to throw his helmet in the ring.  Along the way, he tries to convince journalist Nisa Contreres who experienced his villainy first hand that he's cleaned up his act.  The gags are fairly predictable, even when Loki becomes a woman again to score some sympathetic PR.  Loki doesn't even hide the cynicism in politics.  He instead thrives on it and treats it as a joke. Guest-stars Angela and Thor might peak your interest, but only for a brief moment.

Simpsons Comics on the other hand is a masterful two tale comedy fiesta.  The first story bears some resemblance to “Three Men and a Comic Book.”  However, the video game motif allows for a line of antics courtesy of James Lloyd, Andrew Pepoy and Art Villanueva.

As impressive as all of this is, Homer’s comeback at the end provides the most impact with a terrific crayon-shifting moment.

The second tale by Tony Digerolamo pulls Marge out of retirement from the force.

Somebody has stolen all the doughnuts from Springfield, and Marge stands by her man in his time of need.  She will find the culprit and the sugary booty.

Marge and Chief Wiggum smash through numerous absurd crime rings in police-action filled moments by Jason Ho that mimic the excitement of a Streets of San Francisco opening.  Always better than the program itself.  When Marge and Wiggum track down the doughnut thieves, the solution is a hilarious moment of callous villainy that spurts into the science fiction arena.

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

POBB June 8, 2016

Pick of the Brown Bag
June 8, 2016
Ray Tate

It's time for the Pick of the Brown Bag, a weekly comic book review blog.  My name is Ray Tate, and my current batch consists of Henchgirl, King's Quest and Vampirella.  From the Rebirth section, I'll review Action Comics, Aquaman and Wonder Woman.  I'll also say a few words about The Adventures of Supergirl and Black Canary.  I also review Now You See Me: The Second Act.  If you're out of time and in the comic book store, desperate not to waste your money, check my reviews out on Twitter: #PickoftheBrownBag.

I've been reading comic books for years, and you know what's never bothered me until recently? The whiteness of the cast.  A lack of diversity in comic books is in general what I grew up with.

Mind you, there was less of this white homogeny in the Bronze Age.  Of course, there was practically no good representation of diversity in the Golden and Silver Ages.  Yet I never noticed the difference.  I suppose I was simply too young to even consider skin color or sexual orientation, but perhaps the uniform entertainment if not actual depth in the tales of yore allowed me to overlook what is now obvious.  In addition, art styles drastically differed from those of today.  Artists of the Golden Age preferred exaggeration and cartoons.  

Comic books and comic strips shared more in common.  Comic book illustrators neither imitated photographs nor mimicked reality.  So, I never really paid attention to DC’s color blindspot.  

John Byrne when rebooting Superman with Man of Steel kept most of the traditional cast white, but he introduced a black villain early on and gave us Maggie Sawyer, the first openly lesbian character in mainstream comic books.  As well as her girlfriend Toby Raynes.  

Although Hollywood comes under fire frequently, television and movies exposed me to diverse casts.  I can now see what represents reality on the big screen

I'm not calling for a black Superman or Wonder Woman in the comics.  The detonation of continuity isn't acceptable.  

James Bond ranges from Sean Connery through Pierce Brosnan.  Each Bond is the same white guy, and he's not a Time Lord.  He can't suddenly be a black man or a woman.  He's also one hundred percent wolf.  That cycle of Bond however is finite.  

The makers of Bond already spun off a new Bond in a new continuity.  Daniel Craig is not playing the same James Bond.  So there's no reason why Idris Elba or Gillian Anderson could not be new Bonds in a new cycle of movies.

It's not a delicate issue.  It's a question of practice in serial fiction.  If you create a new continuity—a new cosmos per se, gender, sexual orientation, complexion is up for grabs, but the pull of tradition is strong.  Most continuities recapitulate past continuities.  

For that reason it seems likely that Batman's always going to be a straight, white guy.  He's a straight, white guy in the 1930s.  He's a straight, white guy in the 1970s.  He's a straight, white guy in the 1990s.  He's a straight, white guy in 2012 to the present.  Will that always be the case?  Maybe not.  A really amazing black actor could put on the cape and cowl and match Michael Keaton.  Instead of Catwoman, he could kiss Catman.  Anything wrong with that? Nope.  You give me a strong enough actor to weigh against the action, and I will follow you anywhere.

Rebirth doesn't reboot the new 52.  It's purpose is to mesh history as memory to the baggage-free heroes of the new 52.  However, couldn't the Powers That Be not use Rebirth to redefine second and third tier cast members? To be fair the DC Powers are trying.  Ryan Choi, a new black Wally West and Latino Jaime Reyes gain roles in the new 52 thanks to Rebirth.  That's not the same thing as reshaping the traditional cast staples.

Nothing is whiter than Action Comics, and it's so remarkably jarring.  Why does Jimmy Olsen need to be a white dude?  Why can't he reflect Supergirl's Jimmy Olsen, Mehcad Brooks?

When Olsen stands next to Maggie Sawyer, they look like brother and sister.  Maggie is still a lesbian at least.  Maybe Jenny there is as well.

The Olsen Twins

Lois Lane is from Another Universe.  Why is she white?  Superman has to be white because he’s purporting to be the post-Crisis model.  The one that died at the hands of Doomsday, but nobody’s buying it.  So why couldn’t Lois Lane be black? It might at least give her visual uniqueness even if not livening her personality or dialogue.

And That's...One to Grow On

Lois Lane hasn’t said one original or interesting thing since bursting--no--since inching onto the scene of Rebirth.  All she spouts here are stereotypic mom-spun homilies.  Wouldn't Lois say something like: "Hey, kiddo.  We have a strict no super-powers rule in the house.  It goes with you break it, you bought it."  Then she'd ruffle his hair.  Kryptonian hair is super-strong yet super-soft.  It's like spider-silk raised to the nth power.

Maybe if the story was just slam-bang I wouldn't be reminded of the black Perry White played with conviction by Laurence Fishburne introduced in Man of Steel...

...or notice that there's only one black guy in the entire comic book, and he's not on any tier of importance.  Alas, the plot is not.  Action Comics is boring and predictable.

Jimmy Olsen annoys Maggie Sawyer at a high tech hostage crisis where the hostage takers don't actually know what they want.  They're just your basic hoods with sophisticated gear to better fit in with a city of tomorrow like Metropolis.  

Meanwhile, the humorless Kent family from another earth moves in to their new home.  Lois and Clark remind me of a 1950s white couple about to be invaded by giant ants or radioactive katydids.  They've got this rube wholesomeness going for them that's supposed to mirror the assumption of the audience's homogeneity even when you're actually a goth.  

This is Superman.

All the sex and excitement has just been bled out of this marriage.  Writer Dan Jurgens portrays Clark as a stubborn head of the household that does what he wants without Lois Lane's blessing, after all she's just a woman.  Once a vibrant reporter with sharp intelligence, now a lifeless husk sucked dry by becoming an adjunct to Clark.  This is the fucking worst family I have ever seen in comic books.

Lucky thing extra-universe Clark happened to have a brand new 52 Superman costume lying around to better look the part when picking a fight with Lex Luthor.  

You see whether or not Lex staged this hostage crisis to garnish good press is moot.  Lex Luthor in the new 52 does not have any personal beef with Superman.

Superman didn't cause the loss of his hair, and the Lex of the new 52 isn't as xenophobic as some of his other avatars.  His arrogance levels dropped immensely, and he did the remarkable thing of saving Superman's life by removing the Kryptonite shard that a former Crime Syndicate member shoved into his brain.  He could have let Superman die.  It would not have been his responsibility.  

Lex Luthor furthermore ended Atomica's life and even if some Leaguers will always be suspicious, Luthor earned a spot in the Justice League.  As to the House of El business, Luthor did not alter his armor.  The Hunger Dogs of Apokolips fashioned the shield because they believed Luthor to be their destined savior.  I guess he could have corrected them, but Superman is dead.  Luthor isn’t buying this poser as Superman and neither am I.

The end result is that Superman is a total smug sphincter for starting this fight.  Confronting Luthor isn't his responsibility anyway.  If anybody deserves to chastise Luthor for attempting to fill the void it should be Supergirl, the inheritor of Superman's legacy.  

In summary, Superman forces Lex Luthor into a dick measuring contest.  All the members are white.  Because of the drained colors, everybody looks even whiter.  Lois Lane gets nothing.  Not a single world that sparks.  Oh, yeah, and Doomsday shows up on the last page because…whatever.  I’ll keep the surprise white guest star to myself just in case you think it’s a shocker.  He's also got some lousy dialogue.

The other books from Rebirth do what Action Comics does not.

Aquaman is at once a field guide to all things Aquaman as well as an update for those who haven't checked in on the book recently.  

Writer Dan Abnet thankfully expunged the Aquaman is Arion the sorcerer motif.  He mentions it not once.

Instead, we get a look at the hero from The Super-Friends onward.  Super-strong, super tough skin, tougher in water, fastest swimmer, remarkable stamina, breathes underwater, compels sea life to obey his commands.  Oh, yeah.

The plot hanging all of this together consists of Aquaman battling Atlantean terrorists, which have always been present in the series.  Although perhaps not the 1940s when the Golden Age Aquaman frequently sank U-Boats with his bare fists.

Yes.  Aquaman is not a new super-hero.  He's almost as old as his contemporaries in the Justice League.

Unlike Superman from Another Universe, Aquaman doesn't represent white America.  He could convey an Aryan appearance, yet he does not.  Blonde and white-skinned, maybe, Aquaman however possesses eyes as blue as the sea, and his costume isn't red and blue, white is psychologically added, but scaled orange with fins on green tights.  He's a monarch, the same thing the Colonists fought against.  His domain is the entire world.  Aquaman isn't a god.  He's the worst thing for any racist.  He's a hybrid.  Aquaman's father was a human lighthouse keeper.  His mother an Atlantean.  His parents were different, and he wasn't raised human but given tastes of both worlds.

The upshot of this is that even if you think Aquaman is a joke or he shouldn't be ruling Atlantis or the Seven Seas for that matter, he doesn't give a shit.  You're still worth something to Aquaman, and he's going to save your life.  

Superman endangers the innocent just because he’s ticked off at Luthor, the wrong Luthor.  Aquaman seeks to stop a terrorist cell from using fusion bombs.  Screw you, Superman.

The love of Aquaman's life, and at the very least his common law wife, Mera expresses far more personality than Lois Lane.  Warm, sexy and funny, Mera adds something beautiful to the story and life of Aquaman.  Her devotion to Aquaman is honest, and it doesn't feel like an obligation.  That these two are in love is obvious.

Mera’s dialogue is twenty thousand leagues deeper than that of the Loisbot, and although we do not see her engage in the action, she nevertheless appears to be ready for anything. 

Oh, and because of a surprise guest star, the unbearable whiteness of being does not apply to Aquaman.   Even if our cameo did not appear, the Atlanteans are so diverse despite the sameness of their skin tone that the great white hope argument still wouldn't be justified.

The Flash is the least interesting of the remainder not because it's boring or lacks diversity but because the beginning of the story reflects the Flash’s origin.  If you watch The Flash, you know this origin by heart.  Grant Gustin narrates it, and more than a handful of episodes go in depth.

The Flash team next reiterate what Rebirth already revealed.  The narrator of Rebirth is a lost hero known to the Flash attempting to warn the champions of DC that their history has been tampered with.

What bumps The Flash up one from Action Comics is the interaction between the Flash and Batman.

The Flash continues the tale from Rebirth, and although it doesn't provide answers, it reinforces a steady friendship between Batman and the Flash, that began with Flashpoint.  

That the writer bases their friendship on a mutual love of science is at once ingenious and fitting.  Furthermore, there are no rulers out, and everybody behaves like adults.

Greg Rucka returns to Wonder Woman, and the improvement has all the impact of a brick to the head.  Rucka is so good that he doesn’t actually need to be original.  That’s not a crack.

The story begins with Wonder Woman taking care of business at what appears to be a sex slavery operation being run under the auspices of a seedy strip club.  

Really nothing special.  I mean, Rucka could have just said to Matthew Clark.  No, go nuts.  Or, he could have meticulously said, okay, this is where Wonder Woman uses her lasso as a whip.  Or a combination.  They’re all good action scenes that feed into the Wonder Woman feminist mythology; no surprise Rachel Maddow is covering the story as Wonder Woman leaps away.  Nevertheless, this sequence, which would have been a perfectly polished Wonder Woman short story, isn’t the best thing about Wonder Woman.  

The best thing about Wonder Woman occurs when Rucka has her questioning herself and her origins.  You can argue that this is a dream/fantasy/virtual reality issue, but it’s not.  This isn’t like The Adventures of Supergirl or Black Canary.  It’s something entirely different.

Rucka’s doesn’t create a dreamworld.  He voices Wonder Woman’s doubt in her current and past history.  That is interesting.

So the sculpted from clay original and the Zeus reboot are both put into perspective as equal lies.  The reasons why Diana left Paradise Island become fluid.  Rucka also doesn’t wear out this welcome.  He lets artist Clark summarize the stakes in a shattered mirror.  For an encore, Rucka discards the new 52 costume--which I like by the way--for a decidedly more ancient look that Liam Sharp illustrates beautifully.  Diana travels to Olympus to find answers and instead must run a gauntlet of mythology.

Every word in Wonder Woman is compelling.  The cast of one should bore the reader, but she doesn’t.  Her narrative is fascinating, and her actions at once culturally strange as well as characteristic.  Rucka doesn’t simply ask which is Wonder Woman’s true history.  He asks what do these memories, false or not, mean to Diana.  That’s why Wonder Woman reads like a novel rather than a cheap artifice like Action Comics.

Adventures of Supergirl and Black Canary both create dream sequences or traumatic fantasies for their title characters.  Supergirl is a mostly harmless solidly written stand-alone that pales in comparison to the introduction of the Black Mercy on the television series.  It does however debut the unusual character of Psi who acts like the Sandman.  

A warden of dreams at Fort Rozz, Psi mistakes Supergirl for an enemy and puts her through Emanuela Luppachino's beautifully illustrated nightmare.

Black Canary concludes with a death dream that sends Canary into a different lifetime.  I’m not sure this was the way to go in ending the series.  The conclusion where Dinah grants the Big Bad the Five Heavens Palm technique is strong enough alone.  The epilogue where Amanda Waller finally makes peace with Dinah also carries a more potent impetus.

King's Quest begins with a fun memory of Flash Gordon, Dale Arden and Professor Zarkov playing with the queen of an aquatic race.

The story cuts to the world's present day status as a desert planet.  This tragedy comes as a genuine shock; the aftermath of Ming at his most merciless.  Writers Ben Acker and Heath Corson skillfully put a face and personality to the victimization of the planet.  The idea of this power and terror sticks with you throughout the read, even when Acker and Corson alleviate the mood.

Mandrake and Professor Zarkov argue about the merits of science and magic throughout their portion of the story.  The discussion offers the book's first true moments of hilarity and foreshadows the means in which Mandrake will bamboozle the enemy, which suits his mien to a tee, or perhaps top hat would be more apt.

As Mandrake, Zarkov and the young but wise Prince Valiant deal with Ming's forces on the haunted water planet, Flash Gordon and the Phantom travel through space, encountering Ming's forces.  Fortunately, Flash has a plan...

...that he hasn't thought through.  I don't know if there are die hard Flash Gordon fans.  The ones that are fans of the newspaper strip, but I can see them perhaps getting somewhat upset over Dynamite's Flash Gordon model.  However, Flash Gordon started as a polo star that became a football hero.  He started as a resourceful, daring, chisel-jawed straight-laced hero that became the mold for such astronaut heroes in 1950s science fiction films.  The problem is that Flash is too representative of Americana machismo.  Most people can't take that seriously any more.

Jeff Parker who wrote King's Watch reintroducing the heroes of King Features to a new audience kept Flash's luck and resourcefulness intact, but he also gave him a recklessness that's indicative of what modern readers would perceive of an actual Flash Gordon doing his daring-do.  If he were Batman, we would simply accept it.  He's Flash Gordon.  We can't accept it.  He doesn't have the same resonance that he once did.  So Flash as written in King's Quest is a good blend of the past and present.  His plan of course steals Han Solo's bad luck attempt at bamboozling the Stormtroopers.  The difference is that Flash believes fully that it will work.  It kind of does.  Except for the fact he hasn't thought things through.  The recklessness.

Observing the fiasco is the Phantom.  Currently the Phantom is two.  Mandrake's best friend and long time strong arm Lothar took over from the Phantom's comrade, who assumed the role when the actual Phantom died.  He gave his life for the sake of the earth.    Lothar during his travels found the real Phantom under the Defenders of the Earth's noses.  Jen Harris is the actual Phantom, or at least she will be when Lothar finishes her training.

As you can see, Dynamite is on the right track.  Having a female Phantom isn't new.  Though a black Phantom is.  Double your diversity I always say.  They're also not just here for their gender or skin color.  Lothar remains Lothar and portrays the Phantom admirably.  Jen Harris' neophyte fumbles provide humor and sparkling dialogue with her mentor Lothar.  As the story progresses, so does Jen and Dale Arden, who immediately becomes less of a mcguffin to the story and so much more modern and interesting than Lois Lane, who I can't stress enough sucks.

I've been a fan of Vampirella for a helluva long time.  It must be at least three decades.  When I was a little kid, the magazine was usually out of my hands quicker than a heartbeat.  Thanks mom.  I did however occasionally get a glimpse.  Thanks dad.  Vampirella's skintastic look was striking bait for the adventures of the only good vampire in fiction.

As I got older and Vampirella metamorphosed into a comic book, I finally could read an entire story.  Vampirella was the flip side of Supergirl.  Supergirl is blonde.  Vampirella is brunette.  Both are aliens and the last of their kind.  Each of them have similar powers.  Both are champions.  Whereas Supergirl is science fiction, Vampirella is horror.  More often than not Supergirl and Vampirella are outsiders.  Even amongst their peers.  Despite the sex appeal or maybe in addition to the sex appeal, Vampirella's stories are uniformly well constructed and filled with surprises.  While you can argue favorites and follies, almost every writer of Vampirella followed the basics of good storytelling.  They didn't treat the story any less because it was a Vampirella story.

Kat Leth's latest chapter in Vampirella exemplifies just how good this title can get without even trying.  The tale opens with Vampirella being greeted by the conductor of the current Danse Macabre immortal actress Slade.  The ambience is that of a classy ball, and as doors open, we see how true the description is.

The thing is I've seen this sort of setup before.  Classy villain pretending to be civilized.  The ball is an hors douevre to the main course of badass finale.  What I didn't expect were the little twists of brutality that happen so quickly.  What I didn't expect was the elimination of padding and cutting to the chase.  I also didn't expect Vampirella finding so ready a means to curtail Slade.  One that she brought to the table, making it doubly giddy.  I really should have anticipated that trickery.  So, once again Vampirella is better than a new reader might expect and as usually great for the faithful fan.

In Henchgirl the art gets a little smoother.  The narrative quality of the visual goes from good to excellent, and the story becomes even more interesting.  Creator/writer/artist Kristen Gudsnuk should have run out of ideas for the magic turning Henchgirl into an evildoer.  Before she was merely a confused criminal, but now she's outright villainous.  Instead, Gudsnuk naturally shows her estrangement from hero Mannequin. 

She also begins to create a schism between Mary and her new bestie Coco, kingpin Monsieur Butterfly's top girl.  The abrasiveness is getting to her.

Gudsnuk shows how Mary's bad behavior is affecting her roommates and friends, and the scene where she tries to push Tina, the carrot-life producing girl into a criminal escapade.

These moments however skirt the main story.  Gudsnuk introduces a new anime styled super-hero who makes two mistakes.  One, she gets in Mary's way and two, she partners with the Mannequin. The jealousy leads to vicious no-holds barred showdown.

Mary possesses "freakish" strength, and now that she's evil she thinks underhandedly.  You may ask why she still cares about the Mannequin.  Jealousy is one of the baser emotions, and the spell allows her to feel the jealousy, amplified ten fold I'd say.

The Saturday Afternoon Movie

When I went to see the first Now You See Me, I didn't know what to expect.  I ended up delighted by the film.  The ending however seemed definite.  So I went to the sequel with a little trepidation.  Could the filmmakers come up with something equally impressive that didn't ruin what I thought was a perfect ending?

Stage magician activists known as The Horsemen return, but not arbitrarily.  They have a plan in mind, and their vanishing act in the first film links up nicely with the events in this film.   As the movie progresses, the filmmakers appear to shed the finale of the first movie, but as the end nears they recoup the magic.

As I watched Now You See Me: The Second Act, I began to think of how the film would play.  I knew a massive trick had to be involved.  So I attempted to see through the smoke and mirrors.  I ended up with a different plot, but the surprise the filmmakers had in store for me delighted me once again.  The actual story was better than the one I made up in my head.  That doesn't happen too often.

Lizzy Caplan from The Masters of Sex replaces Isla Fisher who portrayed female magician Henley.  It's no surprise Fisher decided not to return given she almost drowned during the water-tank escape in the first movie.  Caplan brings a streetwise aspect to the magic and fits in with the Horsemen quite smoothly.  We also get a full blast of Dave Franco whose part in the first movie was through the plot short.  Franco provides a charming persona with superb stagecraft.  He acts like a young magician might.  Stalwarts Mark Ruffalo and Jesse Eisenberg along with a hilarious and dramatic Woody Harrelson reprise their roles with skill and depth.  Guest stars surprise, and their performance matches that of the Horsemen.