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Wednesday, November 28, 2018

POBB November 21, 2018

Pick of the Brown Bag
November 21, 2018
by
Ray Tate

I’m stuffed.  How about you? It's time for the Pick of the Brown Bag.  In this blog, I look at the best and the worst of the comic books.  For this edition, I review Astonishing X-Men, Batman, Doctor Who, Exorsisters, Immortal Hulk, Iron Man, Nightwing, Project Superpowers, Stellar and West Coast Avengers.  First, a commentary of the new book from Image Bitter Root.  As always should you not have time for the POBB Blog, you can check out fresh tweeted reviews on Twitter: #PickoftheBrownBag.


Shaft writer David Walker, Chuck Brown and Sanford Greene bring the engaging Bitter Root to the comic book racks. 


The Harlem Renaissance, a superb musical era of enlightened humanity, serves as the backdrop to all sorts of weird shenanigans met by an equally strange family.


In the premiere of Bitter Root, Berg and Cullen Sangereye introduce themselves.  Berg is the big fellow with the beard and Cullen is the thin man with the cap.


Berg’s dialogue and Cullen’s physique identify a source of inspiration.  Doc Savage's gaunt and verbose associate William Harper Littlejohn.  Johnny.  

The Doc Savage references continue with the feisty intruder to mens’ work, Doc’s cousin Pat Savage.  Here, transformed into Blink.  

As you can see from their opponent, the Sangeryes deal with what appears to be the supernatural, but that’s not actually the case.  At least it’s not the entire matter.


The metamorphoses follow the vein of Doc Savage’s science fiction based affairs.  The Sangeryes thus are scientists as well as troubleshooters.


Their goals furthermore make them champions.  Rather than simply kill the monsters, the Sangereyes use their intellects and martial prowess to solve problems.  The Jinoo, the monsters are people.  The formula mixed by matriarch Ma Etta changes them back.

Though the Sangereyes are the good guys, they also happen to be black.  Racism issues throughout the plot.  Nevertheless, the writers show examples of tolerance.  Not all the police pull out guns on the Sangereye.  Some even collaborate with the family.


Because of the time period, it’s only reasonable that the fuckwads in the dunce caps show up.  It's because of the era that this cut to the backward state of Mississippi and Ford Sangerye feels natural.  Ford isn’t the would be victim in the depiction.  Ford provides the rousing Blaxploitation styled conclusion and hand off to the next issue.


Last issue ended with Nightwing meeting Nightwing in a bid to save the amnesiac Dick Grayson's new friend Burl.  Burl is a dispatcher that hired Grayson.


The art by Travis Moore, Patrick Zircher and colorist Tamra Bonvillain ticks up the realism a notch, which is a better style for this story that brings Dick Grayson down to earth.

The recapitulative aspect of the story allows the reader to see Robin anew.  What we took for granted becomes fresh in the eyes of a newcomer experiencing it.


The new Nightwing is actually a Bludhaven cop who investigated the scene of the fire that Dick set to better restart his life.  It's a pleasure to see somebody not trained in the way of the Bat meet the fall, sometimes literal, sometimes metaphorical, a normal person would encounter.

Because Alphonse is a police officer, he has access to firearms and knows how to use them.  While he attempts to put the kibosh on a black market kidney selling ring, Dick subtly spirits his friend to safety and a hospital, something Alphonse will need once he shakes hands with human exhaustion.  The Batman Family are used to the grind.

Meanwhile, Dick fresh as a daisy hovers around the aptly named Prodigal Bar where he changes one life, possibly two, for the better.  Dick or Rick as he calls himself now actually is in a positive place.  Despite the negative circumstances that dropped him there.


In Arkham Asylum, a spider spins a web.  No, it’s not the hitman Black Tarantula, and this spider doesn’t wear a rictus grin.  The mastermind has been orchestrating the worst strikes against his arch-foe Batman.  However, the spider’s intricate design begins to unravel, or does it?


Demanding the Penguin’s fealty through the assassination of a loved one seems foolhardy.  Now, upon witnessing Batman’s futile confrontation with the spider, you begin to see that the Penguin’s betrayal just may have been part of the spider’s plan.

The spider seeks to destroy Batman, but he’s doing it piecemeal, and if his plan is to isolate the Dark Knight, it will take longer than he has.  The blow to Batman’s psyche was a good one.  The assault on his son, a kick in the balls. 


This chapter appears to estrange Batman from the police.  However, he’s friends with each member of the Justice League.  They trust Batman as does the rest of the Batman Family.  Even Jason has his six.

The cover to this issue of Batman shows Batman battling against a corrupt Gotham PD.  The Penguin suggests this very thing in the story.  However, Batman's encounter with the police turns out to be less violent than the cover implies. The Gotham PD appear to be on the up and up.  Alternately, perhaps, the corruption is so well hidden that it will take a more than a cursory glance to discern.  

Batman listens to the Penguin, determines his innocence in this scheme of schemes.  He faces the Big Bad, and readers know of the guilt.  The Caped Crusader on the other hand soars way with more questions than answers, and that’s a first for Tom King’s Batman.


I’ve always had a soft spot for Crusher Creel.  His powers are interesting.  The Jack Kirby design appealing.  Stan Lee’s meat and potatoes villain-talk colorful yet realistic.  Crusher Creel symbolized the motif of common criminal turned super villain.  Creel is a nemesis to Thor and the Avengers, but he also apparently went up against the Hulk at one point.

I like that Crusher hasn’t any false bravado in the Hulk department.  Al Ewing takes a page out of Agents of SHIELD.  He fastens a new Crusher Creel metamorphosis at the center of his underlying theme of Gamma Bombs opening doorways to hell.  


It seems that Hulk’s dad, rather than the more familiar demonic being Tanaraq, possessed Sasquatch.  The Hulk absorbed Sasquatch’s gamma radiation, and he also acquired the ghost of Bruce Banner’s father.

I know little about Banner’s father.  I guess he’s bad news.  Ewing explained his abusive influence, but this is the least involving part of the story for me.  Fortunately, Crusher Creel shows up now with the backing of the government's new Hulkbusters.  Things get fun.


However, Ewing’s preoccupation with body horror persists, and there’s something nasty in store for the reader.  Don’t read The Immortal Hulk on a full stomach.


Tony Stark, the Invincible Iron Man released an immersive virtual reality game, and he unwittingly catalyzed a whole heap of trouble.  First, the hotness of the game artificially increases its value.  


The winsome Wasp and Tony are testing relationship waters, and that’s why she’s along for the crimefighting and cracking wise about diamonds.  It’s pretty hilarious that Tony unwittingly ripens a target for thieves.  He must then in turn prevent the theft.

Second the game naturally attracts all sorts of bad pennies.  Fortunately, there’s an Arsenal for that.


Arsenal not to be confused with one of the sobriquets of Green Arrow protégée Roy Harper is a creation of Howard and Maria Stark.  The duo programmed Arsenal to fight Nazis.  It mistook the Avengers as goose-steppers.  In a classic Avengers Annual, the digitized spirit of Maria confronted her son in the Iron Man armor and realized the error.  It’s fitting that Tony uses an Arsenal avatar to patrol the Tonyverse for violations of service terms.  Of course something goes wrong with the convention, and the virtual world turns realistic.  


Meanwhile, Jocasta gets an unwelcome visit from her ex Machine Man boyfriend and Bethany Cabe begins to figure out the source of her blackouts.  The Big Bad forgettable Marvel foe makes his move while Tony contends against Arsenal, and the Stark Team handle Tony suddenly and rudely dropping dead.  Dramatic stuff, but underpinned by humor.

The conclusion to Kelly Thompson’s first West Coast Avengers story is filled with comedy.  An invasion of Land Sharks convinced Kate Bishop that Los Angeles needed defended.  She recruited several heroes to the cause including America Chavez, Hawkeye senior, boyfriend Fuse, Gwenpool and X-Man Quentin Quire.  


Quire brought the entourage of a reality film crew for observational humor.  

Before anybody could say "Avengers Assemble," Tigra enigmatically turned up large, fierce and destructive.  New kaiju joined in on the attacks.  Fortunately, although Kate Bishop is the resident detective, the team didn't need too much detective work to solve the mystery.  


BRODOK who is not so secretly MODOK makes the second mistake of turning Kate Bishop into a giant hawk.


Once free of the mind control, she expresses extreme prejudice in a slapstick moment that involves the velocity of an unladen giant head.


In addition Thompson takes a moment from the comedy to address the freedom of choice, as well as toxic masculinity.  MODOK turned himself into BRODOK thinking the golden boy would better net him a date.  The trouble is MODOK is a perverted monster, and his concept of dating is utterly horrible.  Thompson's insight is that a sexual predator is always a sexual predator.  Predation is not an issue that can be solved.  The perpetrators are giant heads to be batted.


Spoiler alert.  Tigra makes it out of this story alive and full of personality.  Tigra is love, and the team drop in on a special guest-star, which prompts a phone call from Captain America.  West Coast Avengers is an atypical team book with a unique narrative style that you'll either love or hate.  


Some damn good displays of power from Dazzler and Banshee beautifully illustrated by highlight the conclusion to Astonishing X-Men.


The story also redeems Havok.  I only know the Summers sib from old issues of Uncanny X-Men.  


So he was always above board to me, but whatever.  I get what Matt Rosenberg was shooting for, and regardless, his moment is recognizable.

The story started out with Havok searching for redemption and forming a new X-Men team out of Dazzler, Beast, the formerly dead Banshee and Warpath.  He did this against Kitty Pryde's wishes.  Kitty owns the trademark.

Havok and his team ran afoul of a government organization called ONE.  Never heard of them either, but their archetypal enough to grok.  The ONE's moves forced Havok to broker a truce with the Reavers.  Nope got nothing on them either.  These appear to be cybernetic mercenaries.  Last issue they synched up with Sentinels.  This issue, Dazzler, Banshee and Havok decimate those Sentinels and gain the respect of Kitty and the other X-Men.

The series ends with seventeen due to the Big Event going on in the X-Men titles.  Astonishing X-Men started out impressively with realistic artwork and a genuinely mature approach.  You got the impression you were watching a dramatic movie rather than reading another X-Men adventure.  The book failed to find its footing and dragged quite a bit.  Matt Rosenberg came along and acted as a tonic.  This new volume of Astonishing X-Men is easy to read, frequently laugh-out-loud funny and beautifully illustrated by Greg Land, Jay Leisten and Frank D'Artmata.  It's a shame that this team didn't go on.


Project Superpowers begins with Diana Adams alias Maquerade reminiscing about a pleasant encounter during World War II.

The moment does several things simultaneously.  First and foremost, it frames Diana as a warm, loving person.  Second, it reminds her of sacrifice and recharges her want to do good.

Diana remembers this history while she battles the hero formerly known as Dare-Devil.  As it turned out though, the original died, but Bart Hill appeared to imbue his essence to the costume, and the costume fought crime amongst the powers.  Though possessed, the costume attempted to warn the Green Lama of the coming doom, but too late.  The cosmic Big Bad possessed the suit.

Dare-Devil attempts to kill the new American Spirit.  The flag bonded with Imani, a girl of pure optimism who came to the aid of the heroes and ignited the feeling of hope.  That said.  Sometimes you just need a blunt force, and the impressive Black Terror provides that.


The battle takes place on three fronts.  Masquerade, Black Terror and the American Spirit battle Dare-Devil in Imani's hospital room.  The Mighty Samson, descendent of the original, tackles overgrown germs from space, and high-tech  Silver Scarab attacks the problem from whence they came.


Pandora who is nothing like the comely, curious Greek girl is such a threat that you cannot help cheer when this arrogant SOB fails to predict the heroism of Samson.


Writer Rob Williams and artist Sergio Davilla imbue the scene with understated humor, inherent to the strong man and the situation.  These comedic moments give the reader welcome contrast to a drama with scope and purpose.


Throughout Stellar writer Joseph Keatinge promoted the idea of war being an ultimately futile pursuit.  Stellar is a creation of war.  You can see the power that crackles from her on the cover.  She is a weapon of war that simply saw Keatinge's message sooner than others in her troop, who follow the baddest of them all Zenith.

Zenith returned to harass Stellar back into his service in a war taking place in a multiverse.  However, when he invaded a world that Stellar hoped to protect, he rationally discovered nothing to fear.


Keatinge seems to go back on his words with this issue of Stellar, but upon absorption, he really doesn't.

Zenith is who he is because war twisted him to such an extent that he can think of no other way.  While some may argue Stellar's actions are far too extreme, viscerally depicted by Brett Blevins, she sees the futility and addresses it head on.  Ultimately, Stellar proves her point when she returns home and the book becomes elliptical with the finish being the start.


The lates volume  of Doctor Who begins with the new Doctor in the form of Jodie Whittaker.  


Rachel Scott naturally presents a dead on accurate model with all of Whitaker’s expressions and body language helping to create the illusion. 


The companions Yaz, Graham and Ryan also reflect the actors.  The dialogue by Jody Hauser furthermore picks up on the quirks and accents.


Our story begins with a pair of time travelers stealing a painting for reasons unknown.  The Doctor detects their Vortex Manipulation devices and bounces across the cosmos to capture the proper signal.  Upon rescuing one of the time travels, the Doctor lands in it as always, setting up the cliffhanger.

In Peter Pan, Wendy Darling sews Peter's shadow back to his person.  Co-creator Ian Boothby alludes to that children's classic in his decidedly mature Exorsisters.

The second issue begins with an exorcism.  A frightened mom hires Cate and Kate Harrow to rid her home of a demon.  There's no hocus locus or speaking in tongues.  Nope, the Harrows are hands-on gals.  Kate literally pulls the demon out of its host, and Cate uses the bane of the demon to kill it ala Buffy.  

This is merely the James Bond styled opening to introduce the main characters and their field of expertise.  The lion's share of the book details the origin of Cate and Kate.  It's not as simple as the birds and the bees.  In fact Cate's Dad left her at an early age, and Mom sucks.


Mom attempts to find a job to support she and Cate, but throughout her tale, she blames her daughter for their plight. She doesn't put it in words, but she she keeps dwelling on Cate's piano lessons as being the proverbial straw.

Mom's quest leads her to what appears to be an honest trade in candle's sales, but these aren't ordinary candles, and when the other shoe drops, Mom makes a deal to save her skin.  This is the deal that changes Cate's life forever.

Suffice to say, that not only do you enjoy lovely expressive cartoons from Gisele Lagace, but also you get such a brilliant, original concept from Ian Boothby.  

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

POBB July 4, 2018

Pick of the Brown Bag
July 4, 2018
by
Ray Tate

Welcome to the Pick of the Brown Bag, a weekly comic book review blog.  This week, a zero spoiler critique of the much hyped Batman #50.  I understand that the NYT ruined the whole thing.  See? You should have waited to read the POBB.

I’ll also survey Astonishing X-Men, The Immortal Hulk, Nightwing and give you an opinion about the freshest volumes of Captain America, Catwoman and Project Superpowers.  First though a dissection of Justice League.  Always remember, if you just want a cut to the bone decision about a book in question the POBB is on Twitter : #PickoftheBrownBag.


When the newest incarnation of Justice League becomes more plot oriented you can’t understand a word.  It’s just a long chain of pseudoscientific gobbledygook.


We start off with Xotar’s Mechano Engine.  Why not just Xotar’s Engine?  An engine is usually mechanical by definition.  Isn’t associating an engine with the phrase mechano redundant and silly?  The same can be said about the Harp Strings of Linearity.  Strings are linear.


These are not constructs of common emotion?  What does that mean?  What’s beyond the emotions that can be identified?  Despair? Grief? Shame? No.  I can identify those emotions.  A mix? I can probably identify those.  I’m stumped.  Oh, I get it.  I’m stumped because I can’t identify those emotions.  Right.  Now, it becomes clear.


What the hell? John’s not even present amongst the full League roster.  Wonder Woman doesn’t possess that much in the way of destructive emotions.  She holds the Lasso of Truth.  She’s probably the most stable of the Leaguers.  Cyborg is more about overcoming tragedy.  The Flash is acting like Wally West, so he’s even gayer than usual.  Aquaman? What? Guilt over eating clam chowder?  


And in an homage to the Sci-Fi Channel's former trivia game Mindprobe.  What defeats the dark emotions that cannot be named? Sound waves.


Screw you, Cyborg.  I know the telltale effect of your white sound blaster.  It even went boom.  It makes more sense that you blasted the beast with “Put on a Happy Face” or “Walking on Sunshine.” It's a creature of destructive emotion.  When you're in a funk, you put on music to lift your spirits.


This explanation is one of the few things that adds up in the Justice League.  A cosmic force named the Totality is altering the genetic structure of the poor animals that hap upon its domain.  Cosmic gene editing.  Thank you.  I can buy that.

I can also accept this bit of sci-fi sleight of hand.  Classic hero Ray Palmer derived his miniaturization powers from a piece of white dwarf star, somehow.  He’s behind the micro-tech used by Batman and Hawkgirl.  He probably christened the pulse weapon the tiny Leaguers use.  White dwarfs are the dense remains of dead stars.  If you could harness the gravity wells they make in the time/space fabric, you could transmit a repulsive force that would make Iron Man envious.



Oh, what rubbish.  The invisible spectrum does not control you.  This is why crazy people donned aluminum foil hats before they became elected officials.  I hate the Lucky Charms Lanterns.

Thank you, Flash.  No truer words spoken.


Oh, good.  More color nonsense.  Black Sun, totally meaningless unless it’s an eclipse.  I could ignore the phrase if this was the only sore thumb, but it’s part of the agglutinate.  

Phantom Galaxy could be the Phantom Zone, but I’m being real generous.  The Phantoms carrying out their sentence had to really work hard to influence jack.  That’s why Krypton’s people used the punishment.


I will say that Umbrax despite being termed a Black Sun is a pretty slick cosmic being.  The opposite of Galactus and Brainiac from Superman animated.  Umbrax is a planet collector.  It’s a significant threat that sounds like can only be stopped by the Justice League.


Sigh.  Lex is calling Superman an alien again.  So we’re back to his being a racist.  As I have stated in other reviews, over the years Lex lost his motive to kill Superman.  The last one is that Lex is simply a racist.  It’s so weak.  So many aliens call earth their home.


The book finally settles into something a little more interesting.  This occurs however during the last pages.  J’onn and Superman encounter statues similar to those that festooned the Source Wall.  


Chris Claremont and Walter Simonson dealt with the origin of these beings in his seriously underrated X-Men/Teen Titans crossover, and what a magnificent explanation.  


Snyder takes a different route that's hardly groundbreaking.  I can only recommend Justice League for die-hards.  Others can wait.  Don't worry.  I'm sure the recap will catch you up to the plight of the other members.


Project Superpowers.  It’s ten cents.  It’s nice art from Sergio Davila for a dime.  For one thin one, you get a full-color beginning, middle and end.  The story by Rob Williams summarizes what went before and sets up the events to come all for a coin at the bottom of your pocket or stuck between couch cushions.  You would be a fool not to pick this up.  

Astonishing X-Men sports a new creative team and a new focus.  Alex Summers is Havok.  Normally I don’t know beans about the X-Men.  Believe it or not, I know Havok.  

He was a prominent background figure during the Claremont/Byrne phase of Uncanny X-Men.  Alex was the smart one from the family Summers.  He didn’t want to be a super-hero. 

Sure, he’d step in when people were threatened, but mostly, he sought to spend his life with hot green-haired mutant Lorna Dane.  Known as Polaris, she is now one of the ensemble stars of The Gifted.  Things change.


I find the irony and Alex's eagerness absolutely hilarious.  There is just not one moment I didn’t find myself laughing about this sudden switch.


It just gets worse when Alex decides that not only does he want to be a super-hero.  He wants to lead a group of X-Men.  To that end, he goes cherry-picking.  The students are too smart for him.


So many things great about this scene.  I don’t know any of the X-Men in that classroom.  Writer Matthew Rosenberg however characterizes Rockslide beautifully.  His name and appearance describe him.  His dialogue indicates his youth.  His sharp observations note his intellect, and hey, the painlessly delivered short explanation about Alex's villainy explains Iron Man’s earlier comment.  

The X-Men trademark becomes an issue.  Kitty Pryde gently tries to talk sense into Alex, but forward he goes to his buddy Hank McCoy the Beast.


Everybody seems to know what’s what except Alex, and it’s just fantastic.   Astonishing X-Men is a funny, exciting book with Greg Land, the cover and interior artist of Sojourn, potently getting back to his roots as visual narrator.


Captain America returns with Ta-Nehisi Coates behind the words. 

The story begins in Russia with Hydra transporting Alexa, a female prisoner.  They get waylaid by a powerful character later dubbed Selene.  


Selene in mythology is the Greek goddess of the moon.  This lady doesn’t exhibit any lunar powers.  So, I’m guessing the name is just a coincidence.  I don’t know either character, but they’re certainly interesting.  The highlight of the book in fact.  The two kill Hydra bastards in unique ways, and it only takes them five pages.  Escapist fare. A mini-story.  I like it.


As the rescue in Russia plays out in the past, the dude from Daredevil: Born Again, codified here as Nuke, appears mitotically right now.


The Star-Spangled Clones kill some innocent bystanders at the National Mall, but Captain America arrives to avert greater tragedy.


I should feel something when Captain America shows up.  When Chris Evans’ Captain enters the fray in Avengers Infinity War, I clapped and cheered.  


The same with the Falcon and Black Widow.  That was a powerful moment.  In fact you're probably hearing The Avengers theme right now when looking at the image.  Your heart is getting a little jump because you're reliving the moment in your mind.

I think one of the the problems in Captain America is that Coates’ and Lenil Yu’s timing is way off.  The staging is dull.


The depiction of the shield heralding Cap’s arrival is protracted and enervated.  They've slowed the path of the shield and in so doing created the impression that the shield isn't moving at all.  They should have depicted the hit in less panels and on one page.  This would have created the illusion of rapid animation.  Observe.



The moment Captain America actually appears is undermined by artistic license.  Captain America is so dark that Cap’s face goes Batman.


Captain America just shouldn’t look like that.  The whole sequence would have been better cut like this. 



Cap saves the Dad.  Retrieves his shield, and kaboom.


You don't need the multiple shield strikes.  You don't need the grandstanding splash page of Cap with Batman eyes.   You don't need a page of the Nukes sneering as Captain America attempts to reason with them.  You don't need the Nuke counterstrike.  Just shield-save, and Cap beating the crap out of them.  That's Captain America.  


Of course this kind of economy would get in the way of pretentious storytelling in which Cap's optimistic message of hope gets eaten by Bucky sniping cynicism as well as the depiction of Captain America's heavy heart.


Oh, poor, Cap.  Poor reader, is more like.  Captain America is supposed to be a tonic to what you see on the news.  He's meant to be the antidote to mass-murdering, flag-waving psychopaths.  Chris Evans as Captain America demonstrates that all Captain America needs to be is Captain America. 

Making him something more is a trap.  He doesn't symbolize the ever changing America.  He symbolizes an unshakeable ideal of America from World War II.  That we have seen evil, and we are not that.  He should be unchanging.  He's not affected by horror.  He sees it.  He stares it straight in the eye, and he smacks it in the face with his shield.

Captain America attempts to soothe the tyke.  One of the Nuke’s shot his father.  


This is Cap's only expression in the entire book.  The father got hit by about three bullets traveling at high velocity.  The shock didn’t kill him, and his son is probably the only thing keeping him alive.  I wouldn't put it past Coates to kill the Dad to give Cap more unnecessary angst, but for the time being, the dad's being choppered to the hospital.  At this point, Coates draws in some of Captain Hydra continuity and introduces the rest of the cast.


General Thaddeus Thunderbolt Ross is the blowhard from The Incredible Hulk.  Sharon Carter is a staple guest star in Captain America.  She’s been around since the sixties, and yes, she’s the niece of Peggy Carter who also premiered in the sixties despite being a 1940s flashback. 


The cinematic universe and Hayley Atwell definitely gave Peggy more substance, but we’ve yet to see Emily VanCamp match her comic book counterpart.


Black Widow basically took the role Sharon Carter had.  She’s Cap’s partner in Winter Soldier and her loyalties to Cap thread through Civil War and Avengers Infinity.  No bones to VanCamp.  Black Widow’s greater participation is a result of streamlining the continuity of Marvel Comics.  Black Widow simply never had a past where she acted against the Avengers.  She's total SHIELD.  The point is Sharon Carter was the Black Widow, and she does get in the action in Coates' Captain America.  However I'm underwhelmed.


Props for Sharon, for working the big gun, but exactly how many Nukes were there?  I I counted at least four.  Cap beat up three of them.  Bucky killed the fourth.  Why was Sharon actually needed?  Regardless, Sharon shouldn't have been behind an innocuous assault.  She should be running, smacking around the bad guys with her hair flying.
  

Yeah, like that.  You can argue that Sharon’s an old woman now, so she doesn’t want to break a hip or something, but Sharon’s a fit looking whatever-age she is.  I don't however think the lack of vitality relies on the age of the character.  The sort of television movie of the week pacing in the newest volume of Captain America simply doesn't suit anybody.  

In terms of history, Sharon if twenty in 1966 should be in her seventies now.  Marvel doesn't usually give a flying fig about character ages.  They usually blow off the reality factor with a sliding scale of time.  Everything happens in Marvel ten to fifteen years ago.  That paradigm is falling apart because Marvel keeps introducing younger characters.  

This selective aging isn’t the kind of quasi-realism that’s remotely interesting to me.  I mean Thunderbolt Ross should be dead or in a nursing home.  He was an old asshole when introduced.  So how can Sharon be a near contemporary?

I can’t however blame Coates for that.  This is the fault of the previous writer.  Coates is just stuck with the continuity and maybe he’ll do something with it.  I just really loathe that he’s made Sharon into a wallower.


Sharon's aging is one of those comic book things that should have been cleaned up by comic book means.  


Sharon should have gotten—what was it this time?—cosmic cubed like everybody else.  Psst.  Spoiler alert.  Black Widow is alive and teleporting with the Infinity Stone.


In the second issue of The Immortal Hulk, writer Al Ewing fleshes out some of the rules in the shared life between Bruce Banner and the Hulk.  Some are surprisingly old ones that haven’t been brought to bear for years.


The Hulk in this new series returns to being nocturnal, which alludes to the Jack Kirby and Stan Lee originals.  Like the television series, Bruce and the Hulk get tangled up in a small town problem.  The clue is hidden in plain sight.

Keeping in synch with the idea of Bruce on the run Ewing runs through some creative thinking probably developed by watching the television series, and he name checks the new McGee.

Bruce and the Hulk work in concert and separately.  Here Ewing departs from the show.  

Although Bruce spots the particulars about the mystery, the Hulk’s instincts drew him to it.  In the television series, the Hulk is the coda.  Bruce is the catalyst.  In The Immortal Hulk, Hulk is catalyst and coda.  Bruce is the legman and the gatherer of information.


This isn’t to say Bruce does not enjoy the puzzle.  Bruce clearly needs the diversion, even if it will ultimately lead to the Hulk being released.  Perhaps, Bruce hopes the mystery will lead nowhere, that the Hulk’s instincts are incorrect, and that’s why he doggedly pursues the truth.  He can prove that for once the Hulk isn’t need’t.


Of course, that’s not the case.  That’s why Bruce is on the phone, and that’s why the Hulk appears.

The Hulk is the voice of rage shaped by intelligence.  Ewing doesn’t portray the Hulk as dumb.  Far from it.  He understands everything, cuts through the pleas to sympathy and humanity and exacts justice, while protecting the innocent.  

In The Immortal Hulk, he’s one of the scariest heroes, and Joe Bennett draws him that way.  The Hulk looks like a monster.  Bennett uses the extreme closeups and cutaways to exacerbate the Hulk’s threat.  This guy is not the Avenger.  He’s the Hulk that chased after the Black Widow in the shadows of the SHIELD Helicarrier.  He’s that Hulk.  Only with a maliciousness streak. 


Have you heard the news? Batman and Catwoman are getting married.  Look, it’s not a spoiler.  It’s the cover, and I think I’ve been doing an admirable job these past months keeping Tom King’s secret, but yes, Batman and Catwoman decide to get married, and DC makes the fiftieth issue of Batman an artistic celebration of Catwoman’s and Batman’s relationship. 

In addition to Tom King’s and Mikel Janin’s story and optics, you get a series of pin-ups depicting Batman’s and Catwoman’s relationship.


Jose Garcia-Lopez became involved with DC Comics years ago.  He developed the definitive design of the heroes and villains that would appear on lunchboxes, decals and other material as well as contributing memorable comic book series such as DC Comics Presents, Atari Force and an Elseworld Batman/Scarlet Pimpernel mashup.  He hasn’t lost his touch.

While you don’t usually associate artist Tony S. Daniel with comedy, it’s difficult not to be amused by the expression on Catwoman’s face and the little puffs of hearts.


Have you ever noticed that when you say I’ll bet that’s the work Amanda Conner, it usually turns out to be Amanda Conner?  Not only is her style unmistakeable but so is her sense of humor.

The other artists include Becky Cloonan, Jason Fabok, Frank Miller, Lee Beremejo, Neal Adams, Rafael Albuquerque, Andy Kubert, Tim Sale, Paul Pope, Ty Templeton, David Finch, Jim Lee, Greg Capullo, Lee Weeks and callback artists depicting “lost” pages from the work on Batman: Mitch Gerads, Clay Mann and Joelle Jones.

As to the story itself, this plays out how you expect apart from long held secrets being divulged between friends and a special moment between Alfred and Bruce.  The last panel however threw me completely off.  If the panel is just an homage to the run of Tom King, it makes sense.  If it’s more than that, then every triumph Batman had during King's run reverses.  This is why I think that it’s more of an homage than an actual part of the story.

There you have it.  A spoiler free critique of Batman number fifty.  For the people who have read the story and would like an explanation.  I’ve included a few words about a spoiler from a previous Batman chapter that I don’t actually think anybody considered.


Catwoman as the cover promises does spoil the whole thing.  I on the other hand will not.  The story takes place in Catwoman’s future.  It’s a near future.  So nobody’s using blasters or time machines.  She’s having a good time by herself at the casino tables of Villa Hermosa, another made up principality in the DC Universe.


Selina appears to be having the time of her life until she’s rousted by the cops.


When the officer states that Catwoman murdered two policewoman, you know something’s up.

The story is an old one, that’s clawed its way into consciousness as early as Miss Fury, but writer/artist Joelle Jones knows you’re smart enough to figure things out by yourself.  In fact, when viewing the first page, you’ll be suspicious.  By the seventh page the cat’s out of the bag, but not before Selina’s dynamic escape.  Bristling with energy, Catwoman focuses on the elegant jewel thief with a network of helpers and hidey-holes across the world.  It’s Catwoman by way of Modesty Blaise and To Catch a Thief.  Gorgeous, fluffy but still dangerous.


This is the best issue of Nightwing I’ve read since Kyle Higgins left the book.  So, you’re thinking Batgirl’s in it.  Of course, I’m going to like it.  Faithful fans know how much I love Batgirl.  True.  What’s interesting is how writer Benjamin Percy utilizes Batgirl to expand on Dick Grayson’s characterization through contrast.

Dick Grayson was taught to be a detective by Batman, and he’s a good detective.  Percy in fact gives ample examples of Dick’s Sherlockian skills.


Percy demonstrates Dick’s loyalty to his friends and emphasizes in a threat of torture that though Batman redirected Dick's life, he still is a survivor of crime.


Percy draws upon the friendship between Nightwing and Batgirl to create an easy-breezy team-up to fight a  genuinely interesting cyberpunk menace.


Somebody created a technological means to hijack neural networks.  The answer leads to an analogue of Cambridge Analytics on the Dark Web.  At least that’s as far Batgirl could reach.

Percy opens the story with Dick Grayson’s quick thinking and acrobatic escape.  A save by Batgirl brings her elegantly into the picture, and together they begin the mortar and brick investigation.

The suspenseful story with intelligent countermeasures by the young heroes nevertheless leaves a lot of room for humor.  The comedy reinforces the character of Dick Grayson as something of a luddite in comparison to Batgirl.


You get honestly good gags that refer to that relationship and a welcome reversal of stereotypes.  Whenever there’s a scene involving a fallen female protagonist, she ends up naked or suited up, which means she was naked.  I don’t have anything against that type of scene, and no, it's not what you think.  Gratuitous nudity isn't usually involved in the action.

There’s often a good reason why the person ends up naked: the uniform’s destroyed during the course of investigation, the facilitation of an antiseptic personal environment to prevent the spread of disease—as in this case—tracking device woven into cloth.  There are just lots of rationales.  While this often invites sexual tension, it's not a necessity and usually downplayed.  In fact, it's nigh always implication.   A writer might even introduce an older gent like Alfred being the clothier.  Apparently, that gent or matron is above such carnal things.  However, I have never, ever seen the explicit reversal of gender in this scenario.  So good on Percy having Batgirl strip and dress Nightwing.

Batgirl acts as Nightwing’s Q, whipping him up something that will combat the current menace, and with that device in place, our team is ready to put the kibosh on the man behind the Wyrm.  Percy ratchets up the do-or-die atmosphere to the very end of this first chapter.  

The inclusion of old cast members and newcomers help establish a setting that you care not to see demolished.  


You may think this is a small thing, but I read Nightwing of old in the post-Crisis.  The creation of Bludhaven out of nothing always struck me as goofy.  Oh, yeah.  Bludhaven is Gotham City's sister city.  It's always been around.  Right. You put Vicki Vale from Batman lore in Budhaven, you have my interest.  This now becomes a place, someone’s home.  Not an artifice.

I never liked Nightwing until he stopped whining about his life and unloading his problems on Batman.  Chuck Dixon started this growth in the post-Crisis, but it didn’t stick.  In the New 52, Kyle Higgins debuted Nightwing as a together young man shaped by Batman, and Dan Abnett turned him into a leader.  Benjamin Percy gives me a Nightwing that I actually see as a unique superhero. 

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So, I can imagine that some people are a little raw about the Wedding issue.  The thing is.  It doesn’t matter.  Tom King already provided the answer in Batman Annual #2.

Batman and Catwoman marry at some point in the future and have a daughter named Helena who becomes Batwoman.

Now, you can argue that it’s an alternate universe.  Batman even states in the annual that on another earth, there’s another, younger Batman that’s alone.  

However, since the annual makes a point of drawing your attention to an early Bat/Cat encounter that segues into this last Batman story well…Look, you decide.  

King put in a lot of work to make the Batman and Catwoman wedding a thing.  It seems unlikely he’d abandon his plans even if by edict.  So, he put in a loophole.  No matter if Catwoman finds somebody else, male or female.  The future belongs to she and Batman.