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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

POBB April 12, 2017

Pick of the Brown Bag
April 12, 2017
by 
Ray Tate

Welcome to the Pick of the Brown Bag, I’m Ray Tate, your host and critic.  This week I review Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows, Heathen, Hellboy BPRD 1954, The Mummy, Micronauts, Red Hood and the Outlaws, Supergirl, The Titans, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl and The Unstoppable Wasp.  First, I look at new books Black Panther and the Crew and X-Men Blue. "Sink me."  I'm a poet.


Black Panther and The Crew establishes a new Black supergroup in 1957 known by the title sobriquet.  The interesting looking team appear to be mercenaries for hire, but as we learn in the story, there’s more to them than that.


The idea of a hero pretending to be a villain in order to clean up the streets is a tried, true and honorable one. 


Uh, oh.  You hoods forgot to give the Green Hornet a piece of the acton.

That’s a mark in this book’s favor.  I also like how writer Ta-Nehisi Coates takes advantage of a largely superhero free era of Marvel Comics to grant Black Panther and the Crew a sense of clean history.  That history will grow richer with the choice of more familiar characters lining up in the roll call of the present.  


You can suggest that Coates is taking a liberal stance against law enforcement, and this may be off-putting to certain readers, but to deny the facts is futile.  For whatever reason, racism is alive and well in the twenty-first century.  More’s the pity.  Corruption if not the outright recruitment of Nazis in police ranks combined with broken laws feed the monster.  It doesn't help that there’s an Executive Branch and Congressional majority favorable to sheets and swastikas.  However, Coates isn’t really out to relate a one-sided discussion nor make a general statement about the law.  This is not a knee-jerk response.  Our reality is a backdrop to a superhero-centered catalyst.  Black Panther and the Crew is definitely a Marvel book, and Coates found the perfect Marvel voice to represent overall skepticism.


Misty Knight is one of the first Black female superheroes in comic books.  She may not have worn a costume, but her bionic arm makes her count.  She historically predates Storm by a few months.  The difference between the two is that the blaxploitation movement in cinema and The Six-Million Dollar Man influenced Misty’s creation.  These notes echo in Jackson Guice's photorealism.  So, Misty has a more urban background including the NYPD and a successful career as a private investigator, partnering with Colleen Wing under the aegis of Nightwing Restorations.  

With this past, Misty can see everybody’s point of view and look at the practicalities associated with the police.  Haze and Malik, a Crew member’s family, asks Misty to investigate what could be the suspicious death of a superhero.  Misty’s not so sure.  
  

Nor is she against the progress that Malik sees as a threat.  Indeed, it’s progress that allowed Misty to receive the gift of a bionic arm.  Misty's open mind shaped by mostly linear continuity doubles her worth as a point of view character.  This is smart writing.  

As Misty continues her investigation, we see her experience draw out well hidden clues even as the city begins to take steps to quell racial tensions.  The solution is once again pure Marvel.


Because the Americops are a product of Stark Technology, they aren’t quite the chilling symbol they could be, but that’s a good thing.  If Coates had simply made them a Brave New World or 1984 symptom of Dystopia, then the twist would have immediately forced readers to question the altruism and history of Tony Stark.  You don’t want that.  Tony Stark’s tech isn’t perfect but to suggest he would build it that way is horrible.  You can even imagine his reasoning to create such things.  If he didn’t do it, a less positronic engineer would, and that would be a nightmare.  Besides, Misty’s arm is one of the original Stark productions, hinted at way back in the seventies in Iron Fist #1.


Despite this being their first meeting, Iron Man knows Misty Knight by sight.

Perhaps that’s the best part about Black Panther and the Crew.  It’s a book with a sense of fair-play.  The skeptical themes driven by Misty Knight make the story a credible detective story.  The realism of racial prejudice is checked by the fantasy of the Marvel Universe.  Coates accounts for everything, and for that reason Black Panther and the Crew is a perfect premiere. 


X-Men Blue on the other hand is not.  It’s in places fun, and it’s certainly less confusing than other X-Men titles.  Better than mediocre X-Men Gold, but there’s still a lot of “so what” associated with X-Men Blue.


If you haven’t heard, the original Uncanny X-Men in their younger forms traveled to the present day of Marvel proper.  They’ve been interacting with Marvel proper, for a few years now.  Not everybody though.


Black Tom Cassidy is a classic X-Men foe.  He's so classic, that I know who he is.  Tom's hilarious dialogue is a plus.  In fact, most of the character interaction is an asset, but I don’t particularly understand why the original X-Men are doing what they’re doing in the first place.

The Avengers protect the earth.  The Defenders take care of business in magical realms.  The X-Men traditionally want to show that mutants can do good.  The Fantastic Four explore and combat the unknown.  The Crew, just created, protect the streets of the 1950s to probably the 1960s.  I don’t know what these old/new X-Men are about, and I don't think writer Cullen Bunn knows either.



Yeah.  That was scintillating.  It's like Bunn leapt at the opportunity to write the X-Men without really thinking his goals all the way through.  To be fair, this is only the debut issue, and maybe Bunn will iron out the whats and whys as time progresses.  Mind, you.  This book doesn't actually have much of a hook other than look kids the band's back together.



I'm not saying that it's wrong to bring back the original X-Men as a team.  Nope.  Indeed, X-Men Blue with a mostly streamlined continuity is light years ahead of X-Factor, which naturally hurt my head.  There should however be a reason for the reunification.



In the above scene, Cyclops blows a gasket, and I don't actually know why he immediately assumes the worst.  It's like somebody hit a big red button and reverted Cyclops to humorless stick in the mud.  Like he never experienced the friendliness and sense of family in The All-New X-Men.  In an issue of Dennis Hopeless' and Tom Grummett's mostly wonderful series, Cyclops sets up Wolverine and Angel on supposedly independent missions just to orchestrate the repair of their relationship.  That's the kind of story I wanted to read.  Fisticuffs yes, but also something that possesses interpersonal depth.


All-New X-Men #12

Cyclops is not pulling the strings of X-Men Blue.  By the end, the kids' benefactor and sponsor stands revealed.  It should be a big deal, yet the X-Men’s history undermines the impact.  I also question his depiction.  Artist Jorge Molina's art is appealing throughout, but why is our mystery man snarling while giving a good-job-well-done speech?  In contrast, Dr. Doom would have been ebullient, smiling despite the metal mask and prepared a catered repast to celebrate a victory.  To buffet, my X-Men! This guy stands snarly, says his piece and doesn't so much as provide them with wine and cheesecake.

Ultimately, I would have felt better if one, the X-Men explained why they decided to reunite.  Two, they had learned about Black Tom’s piracy through other avenues and not be connected to the "spoiler man" at all.  Three, they had more substance.


Aaaaarrrrrrr!  There be X-Men in this week's Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows.   Charles Xavier first approaches Peter Parker at a surprise birthday party.


This isn't however where the latest Marvel alternate universe chapter started.

Why even keep Magneto in the shadows when you've got him spouting "Master of Magnetism" boasts and sporting a recognizable bucket on his head?  Already, there's just too much X-Men and not enough Spider-Man Family.  It looks to me like a world-building exercise.  Here's the fresh opportunity to flesh out new versions of familiar X-Men.  Can we do this without creating a continuity induced brain freeze?


So, the answer's no then.  Wolverine and Jean Grey married with a tyke is kind of mind-blowing.  It's like Marvel saying.  Yep, we went there.  How do you like it?  Strange.  Maybe a little too strange for me.  It gets stranger when Cyclops steps onto stage.


Cyclops' infodump is already boring and you can visualize the choke of juxtaposed history feeding it.  How on earth can a new X-Men continuity be overwhelming when it just started?  Somehow these X-Men manage it.

Then there's the idea of taking too great an advantage of the Renew Your Vows earth.


Damn, Beast.  Were you sleepy? Are you somehow the lesser of the multiverse Beasts? I've seen Hank dodge way more complex attacks.


The free reign elements and the dum-dum-dum, surprise at the conclusion turn what could have been a fun extrapolation into a stupid exercise.


One of the best issues of The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl and certainly the strongest chapter of the story.  Though normally a done-in-one comic book, Occasionally writer Ryan North gets a notion that requires expansion, and it's always a surprise.  This apparent quickie soon turned into a two parter, then three, and bang, Squirrel Girl now has an archenemy.  Melissa Morbeck.



She doesn't seem like an impressive figure, does she? Although artist Erica Henderson puts a certain visual spin on her that sort of advertises her as something special.  In any case, Morbeck is a genius, and this issue explains how she came by that honestly, superbly melding reality with fiction.

It's not just about Morbeck though.  North truly must be commended for the brilliant sleight-of-hand.  Ostensibly, Squirrel Girl is a funny book.  Something not to be taken too seriously but definitely part of the Marvel Universe unlike say Harley Quinn which listens to the beat of its own drummer.  North though explains things that most readers probably just ignored.  Turning jokes into an insidious ploy.  Inconsistencies in the villain's plan become incorporated in a genuinely dramatic whacko personality.  Squirrel Girl is still funny, the animosity of a sun bear for example, but there's a definite unexpected edge to this one.


This issue of The Unstoppable Wasp represents a departure from the usual frivolity of Nadia Pym.  It also demonstrates how far writer Jeremy Whitley is willing to stretch the mood.



There's always been this under current beneath The Wasp.  Nadia is an escapee from the Red Room.  The place that produced the Black Widow.  Now, in the interest of honesty, even though it was created by one of my favorite Black Widow authors, I never liked the Red Room concept.  I preferred the Black Widow being a superb athlete that became an astounding spy for the KGB.  She just got better and better as she learned more fighting techniques.  However,  The Red Room has stuck, and I understand the gravity of being trained in the Red Room.  So for four pages, we watch Nadia deliver what she learned in the Red Room.  All of it foreshadowed.



Notice how Nadia's science lessons continue but turn into something a lot more serious.  The tone in the narration defines Nadia's distaste for violence.  The juxtaposition is clever and thrilling thanks to Elsa Charretier's amazing fight choreography and given extra emotional thrust by colorist Megan M. Wilson.



After the fights, we get back to the fun.  Oh.  Sorry.  Spoiler alert.  Nadia wins.  It's not the last issue of The Wasp.  That fun consists of a hilarious mispronunciation of Matt Murdock's name.  A visit to Matt's office, as Nadia promised and a great Jarvis moment that reinforces the uplift of the themes.  

Incidentally, some people might think this development ties into the success of Netflix's Daredevil.  I doubt it.  Matt Murdock and She-Hulk are always the attorneys of choice in the Marvel Universe.  Practically no other lawyers represent superheroes.  Upholding the tradition, no matter what Jen and Matt are in their own little corners, it doesn't matter.  They are stand-up officers of the court whenever guest-starring.


This issue of Supergirl does not quite begin the Batgirl team-up suggested by the cover.  Although one can argue that Batgirl is on the periphery, and that is true.  


Every breath you take.  Every move you make.

Emerald Empress on the other hand does fight the Kryptonian Cousins, but she’s aiming more to put the hurt on the Girl of Steel.


Their fraught filled first meeting lasts about four pages.  Actually, it’s a pretty good bout, acting like a short story with a beginning, middle and end that’s jazzily illustrated by Matias Bergara.  He’s got an enchanting cartoony style that’s enhanced by Michael Atiyeh’s bright colors.  Supergirl furthermore conceives a way to defeat the Empress all by her lonesome, and that’s a winning little moment.

The main slice of Supergirl focuses on Supergirl’s and the restored Superman’s first encounter.


I commented about Supergirl’s bizarre turn in a previous review. What I didn’t predict was that some of the alterations were in service to Superman’s restoration and resurrection.  It just took time for Superman’s personal history to catch up with the adjusted history.


Supergirl’s new 52 history is likely intact.  With Superman’s past preserved, I now see no conflict in terms of plotting and the fall of events in Supergirl's debut volume.  The stories probably took place with this version of Supergirl’s naïveté and clunky earth-speak.  Supergirl only spoke Kryptonian when she arrived.  So, it's not a far stretch.  The youthfulness of the character though is a change from the more mature Kara Zor-El that beat the Worldkillers, befriended the Silver Banshee and staked a nutso Kryptonian at the near cost of her own life.


That said, Supergirl and Superman weren’t really close until much later in the new 52.  In the literal end Superman entrusted Supergirl with the Fortress of Solitude and believed the earth would be protected under her shield.  That’s a potent vote of confidence.  Superman and Supergirl did not connect in the post-Crisis.  In fact he spent more time with substitute Supergirls like Matrix rather than the original.

With this rewrite, Supergirl and Superman are and were far closer.  Bronze Age closer.  She knows about Lois and Jon, and writer Steve Orlando adds some more history between Lois and Cat Grant that's reflective of the television series.


Although Kara still finds the earth strange and primitive, she nevertheless doesn't let anything bring her down.  She exhibits a wonderful sense of humor and optimism.  For these lion's share reasons, the book is a must for any fan of Superman or Supergirl.  

I don't particularly want to disparage any of the writing in Supergirl, but when Orlando turned to D.E.O. matters, Phantom Drive technical espionage, I completely lost interest.  These are however tiniest sections of the whole.  The last page depicting a beautiful Batgirl to add to my collection gave me hope for the next issue.  Oh, and unlike the cover, Batgirl wears a scalloped cape which is what she she should be wearing.


Scott Lobdell expands Red Hood and his partners interaction and means of operation while relating a fascinating story.



That's Jack Ryder alias the Creeper reporting by the way.  His presence adds a feeling of consistency against the fake country of Qurac.  The handy stand-in for any territory on or in the ballpark of the Arabian Peninsula.



Lobdell portions his tale equally between the three Outlaws.  Bizarro's story shapes his characterization.  Lobdell for Jason pulls out an interesting psychological stunt, and Artemis has a surprise waiting for her.  All of it just well-written and illustrated by Dexter Soy and Veronica Gandini.


The Fearsome Five debuted at the cusp of the Bronze Age in The New Teen Titans.  Under the auspices of Marv Wolfman and George Perez, they became the Titan equivalent to the Doom Patrol’s Brotherhood of Evil.  Last issue, we learned that The Fearsome Five allegedly turned over a new leaf and opened a new business to help people deal with their superpowers.  So, is it true?


Nah.  They’re repellent individuals that reformed a repugnant group of monsters.  Their callousness is key to their villainy.  As written in the past, they’re not just willing to kill, they’re eager to kill.  Furthermore, they behave like a team, which balances the Titans main strength.


There is however something that the Fearsome Five didn’t expect, and that’s a second cavalry coming to the rescue in the form of Bumblebee.  

I’ve already spoken about Bumblebee in a recent Titans review.  Karen Harper used her scientific knowledge to psych up her boyfriend and mostly useless appendage Mal Duncan.  For the modern age of comic books, Bumblebee’s powers are internal, and she proves throughout the Titans that she knows how to use them to the fullest extent.  It’s really enjoyable to see Bumblebee turn these arrogant sphincters on their ears, and Brett Booth, Norm Rapmund and Andrew Dalhouse light them up for all their worth.


Natasha Alterici's Heathen goes in several directions that took me by surprise.  At first it seemed that the Norse Love Goddess Freya meant to harm our heroine Aydis or take her away from Brynhild to punish the former Valkyrie, but her reasoning is very different.  This leads to stories within stories and a good twist on the myth of Sigurd and Brynhild.

The Mummy concludes strong with Angel and Nebetah scaring the hell out of the so-called Pyramid Club heroes by accepting their mutual destiny.  The Sect of Anubis gets its just desserts, and the whole adventure concludes as an origin of a horror heroine that would have been right at home in a Monsters Unleashed from the 1970s.  Bloody, gruesome and cheerfully cynical--yes, I realize that's an oxymoron, thanks--it's the perfect hybrid of superhero and Hammer Movies.

Hellboy and the BPRD is a by-the-numbers spook show, but you know what?  It just works.  Mike Mignola's and Chris Roberson's latest foray reads like a good episode of a hypothetical Hellboy television show.  The 1954 setting aids the plot without blatancy.  Hellboy and new character Roland Childe split the Kolchak part.  Hellboy takes care of business in his usual blunt manner and Childe serves as the witness to the macabre.  BPRD Agent Sue adds knowledge and gains depth while Archie completes the double-act with Hellboy.  Hellboy however probably wouldn't read as well without Brian Chulla and Dave Stewart providing the visuals.  Remarkable compositions.



We conclude the reviews with The Micronauts.  The successful reimagining continues.  Oz leads his team of thieves to be heroes of the cosmos but never forgets the little picture.



Cullen Bunn and Jimmy Johnson drop a hostage situation filled with threat and maturity in a miniature sci-fi masterpiece.  



Max Dunbar's depiction of the scene captures everything: the rush of power in the captor; the strength of hostages Ro and Betty; the terrifying education of Ro's son Billy; the heroism of the Micronauts and the satisfying comeuppance.  What's more the incident occurs in a bright and fashionable room; kudos to colorist Ander Zarate.   There are no stylish shadows nor a disused madman's lair.  This scene could occur anywhere, and that infuses it with even more palpability.





Tuesday, March 14, 2017

POBB March 8, 2017

Pick of the Brown Bag
March 8, 2017
by
Ray Tate 

There’s a whole kit and caboodle of comic book reviews waiting for you in this week’s Pick of the Brown Bag:  Action Comics, All-New Wolverine, Earth 2 Society, Hellboy BPRD 1954, Justice League/Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Micronauts, The Mummy, Red hood and the Outlaws, Rom and The Titans.  First a critique of brand new book IT.


IT stars Evan Adonis, an IT guy for the People’s Trust Bank.  The book starts well with an attempt to hack the bank, thwarted by Adonis.  The attack is even written in a way that the techno-challenged can still understand. 


Even if I didn’t know what a shell was I’d still be able to construe that “getting in” didn’t happen and that’s making our hackers sweat.  The Big Bad behind the hackers appreciates the talent behind the countermeasures.  Alas, he’s the only one, and that’s where this book circles the drain.


A basketful of deplorable co-workers surrounds Adonis.  Not one person is in his corner, and this makes for very difficult reading.  The constant resentment and putdowns drain you, and you must wonder why would Adonis stay at this incessantly disgorging Hellmouth? Things however get worse.


Adonis gets beaten up after accidentally hearing the discussion between his boss and some hoods.  

It’s one thing to make things difficult for your protagonist and another thing to turn a perpetual re-energizing tidal wave of toxicity against him.  Writer Dimitrios Zaharakis could have mitigated the dour atmosphere with just a tiny bit of humor.  The one person however that tells a joke is shot in the head.  I found IT to be thoroughly unpleasant although beautifully illustrated by the fluid Scott McDaniel.


Action Comics though humdrum is at least digestible.  Ever since Rebirth and the appearance of the mysterious Mr. Oz, the Powers That Be at DC hinted that—sigh—everything we know is wrong.


Yeah, yeah.  Whatever.  Mr. Oz’s recitation proved to be crap.  Superman is Superman from another universe.  There’s nothing secret about him.  He’s just poorly written.  For that reason, Superman only occasionally ascends to a Superman-level.  Mostly he’s a disappointment.  


Although, next to frumpy Lois Lane, Superman is Mr. Excitement.  Then there’s a new/old Clark Kent.  Icky.  Just icky.  Again, more preferable than Lois Lane, but eeew.  As you can read in the dialogue, Superman is more than a little perturbed at the vanishment of his son.  There’s a lot of that going around.


Wally West’s expulsion and return appeared to be the result of Mr. Oz and his cohorts…


…the Watchmen.  Yes.  Rebirth appeared to promise the Justice League vs. the Watchmen, but it looks like that’s way down the road if at all.  Oh, sure.  There’s a Flash/Batman team-up allegedly going to address the Watchman Button, but hey, what are the odds? Remember Oracle: The Cure?  Not only did they not heal Barbara Gordon.  The Cure didn’t even show up.


Excuse me.  Turns out a member of the Flash Rogue’s Gallery spat Wally West into the Speed Force.  I’ll not spill who.  Dan Abnett writes The Titans spectacularly and demonstrates that you can juggle past memories, new universes, rebooted heroes and old villainy quite elegantly.  The Superman team?  Not so much, and hey guess what? Although Mr. Oz surprisingly does appear in these pages, his involvement in the Superman affair is tangential at best.


This book is furthermore woeful for failing to live up to it’s “Supersized Anniversary Issue” ballyhoo.  The revelation of the secret behind Jon’s disappearance and these multiple incarnations of Superman running around is a shoulder-shrug.  DC has gone to this well far too many times.  The splash pages of Superman fighting his greatest foes aren’t even full of sound and fury.  They do signify nothing.  The bonus short by Paul Dini is of course better than the dry main story, but how could it not be?  Pass on this, even if you want to know the secret behind the dead Superman, the new/old Man of Steel and Clark Kent.  I’m sure the writers will exposit in dialogue for proceeding issues.


Tom Taylor already had his crack at Superman in a memorable trio of Batman/Superman issues.  So it comes as no surprise that his version of Superman is freaking awesome.  


Superman must ask for the use of the CERN Large Hadron Collider in order to open a wormhole to the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers’ universe.  Bonus points for using actual theoretical science to bolster the credibility of a plot point, and Superman’s characterization doesn’t just end there.  Check this out.


Superman compliments each one of his teammates and highlights less obvious uses of their superpowers or lack thereof.

Putting aside expertise in personalizing Superman, Taylor gets each League member proper.  Particularly the Flash.  Taylor furthermore emphasizes the League roster’s similarities as well as their differences.

The Justice League, bottom line, is about saving innocent life, including the youthful heroes when the Rangers’ nemesis Zed teams up with one of Superman’s upper tier villains.

Before that though, the Rangers get their just due as experienced crime-stoppers.  Batman pushes against the Rangers because he’s worried they’ll risk and ultimately lose their lives.  The Rangers push back.

In addition to all these pluses, when the monsters attack, artist Stephen Byrne cuts loose with Taylor’s Justice League reservists.  A damn fine panorama of capes and cowls blasting, sonic booming and pounding on kaiju.  


Who can ask for anything more?


For the last issue Earth 2 Society goes out on a high, soaring note.  Earth 2 Society began with writer James Robinson in conjunction with Paul Levitz reintroducing the Justice Society for a brand new audience.  

With a handful of exceptions, this was not the classic version of the Justice Society.  Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman sacrificed themselves to destroy the forces of Darkseid.  Supergirl raised by her cousin Clark and Lois Lane renamed herself Power Girl when stranded on earth one with her best friend and Robin Helena Wayne.  Helena rechristens herself the Huntress.  She is the daughter of Batman and Catwoman, who never retired and taught her kitten as much as her husband did.  This version of Huntress is therefore more formidable than her original Bronze Age earth-two incarnation, also co-created by Levitz.  This escalating scale of lethality makes Helena’s evolution in Abnett’s story even more plausible and fitting.  Anyway, Robinson introduced a new Flash, a new Lantern, a new Hawkgirl, etc.



Robinson left the book on the sterling note of a banded together new Justice Society.  New writers set about destroying everything that he built in Earth 2: World’s End.  This led to a failed resurrection.  Then, Dan Abnett took over and once he dealt with the last of the previous writer’s plot threads, he took the book into a more interesting direction.  


He also based his remaining issues on what the Justice Society was always about unification for the greater good.  Reader exhaustion of monstrous earth destruction led to the snub of World’s End.  The break up of the Justice Society and their squabbling generated the ennui with the new Earth 2: Society.  Abnett once again got it right.  Teamwork is the Justice Society’s greatest strength.  For this last issue, no earth shattering.  No, strife.  Twists in the roster, but optimism and brilliant sublime artwork by Victor Cifuentes and Rex Lokus are the watchwords for this splendid deserved finale.


Karen Beecher became the Bumblebee in Teen Titans #45.  She was a non-powered scientist who built herself a suit that granted her abilities similar to those of the Wasp, minus the Pym Particles.


She’s mostly remembered because of her bug-eyed apian fashion sense and winning want to fight crime.  You can argue that she’s also known for being one of the few black heroes in DC Comics, but I think the Bumblebee persona would have resonated equally well with a white hero.  Race is therefore irrelevant.  It’s really the perception of a human bumblebee that’s of interest.  The chimera is a baby archetype that Karen represented well.


In contrast, Mal Duncan is remembered for being the black guy that hung out with the Teen Titans.   Thanks to writers Paul Levitz and Bob Rozakis and artist Pablo Marcos that idea changed in the Bronze Age.  

Dr. Light captured all the Titans and intended to use them to lure the Justice League to their doom.  Mal raided the Titans’ storage lockers to find what he needed to create a New Guardian.  


From that moment on, the black guy that hung around the Teen Titans was respectable.  Unfortunately, it didn’t last.


You gave up the Guardian for this fashion nightmare?

In Rebirth, Karen resurfaced as Mal Duncan’s wife but not Bumblebee.  Presumably she also could not build a Bumblebee suit.  To retrieve her wings, Karen needed the help of Meta Solutions which unbeknownst to her is a front for the Titans’ old foes the Fearsome Five.


The twist Dan Abnett throws is that the Fearsome Five claim to be legitimate and to have renounced their evil ways.  The Titans find this possibility difficult to believe.  So begins the first chapter in a new Titans vs. Fearsome Five grudge match.  Or will it be so? Can Psimon, the telepath be telling the truth?

Abnett thinks smart throughout this straight up heroes and villains story.  He immediately utilizes the Titans’ own telepath Lilith(Omen), but Lilith doubts her abilities are as impressive as those of Psimon’s.  Abnett also brings in the voice of experience.


As introduced in the new 52, Roy Harper was an alcoholic not a drug user.  His association with the Green Arrow, now a much younger hero, didn’t receive attention until much later in the new tales.  The reason why Speedy’s drug addition worked in Bronze Age is because of the history shared between Oliver Queen and Roy Harper.  In the 1940s through the early 1960s, the duo were much happier as guardian and ward.  Much like Batman and Robin.  So this turnabout in the nineteen seventies symbolized by the infamous “junkie” cover struck with more impact.  With the reshuffling of universes, the characterization twist lost a lot of its gravitas since you really didn’t know what the history between Green Arrow and Speedy was.

For Rebirth, Abnett restored all the Titans’ memories.  It’s possible that Speedy actually palled around with Green Arrow and become a junkie.  It’s equally possible he’s remembering all this from the previous cosmos.  No matter, it’s real to him, and drug addiction has a mental as well as a physical component.  So, his words do strike home.

The decision institutes a classic team-up between Nightwing and Wally West, who as I mentioned in the Action Comics review triggered everything in the first place.  Artists Brett Booth, Norm Rapmund an Andrew Dalhouse turn what could have been a dull stealth entrance into an exciting and colorful display of Wally’s speed.

At the same time, Abnett gives Donna a moment to shine.  Donna is the queen of lousy character history.  Way back in the day, it was easy.  Wonder Woman rescued her as a baby and took her to Paradise Island to become an Amazon.  That origin was just slammed by all sorts of nonsense, and new 52 can boast no innocence.  The Finches reintroduced Donna as a Homunculus in Wonder Woman.  In Titans, memories restored.  Terry Long, a dead weight around Donna's neck forever, deleted.  Donna now rocks. 


Scott Lobdell in the latest issue of Red Hood and the Outlaws streamlines Artemis’ origin.  Ostensibly, Jason and Artemis come to a bar in search of Alan Grant/Norm Breyfogle freak villain Cornelius Stirk.  The new 52 appears to have mitigated his signature and modus operandi, less emphasis on heart eating and more on shape-shifting.  


After cleaning out the bar, Jason and Artemis share a drink and the story of her hunt for the Bow of Ra.

William Messner-Loebs and artist Michael Deodato created Artemis to be a replacement for Wonder Woman.  So, in a notable story, Artemis defeats Diana in the contest for the title.  Though edgy toward Diana throughout her existence, it's her succession that serves as the major wedge between them.  Death and resurrection also follow Artemis' victory, but that’s not remotely a surprise when it comes to comic books.


Anyhow, Lobdell preserves the fun-to-say Artemis homeland and tweaks the origin of Amazons in the desert.  He uses Jason as the voice for the new reader, but does so humorously.  Lobdell transposes the rivalry between Diana and Artemis to the new Amazon character Akila.  The contest also becomes something different.

Things go south for Akila, and Artemis finally meets Diana of Themyscria.  Kenneth Rocafort’s and Dan Brown’s illustration of Diana is worth the price of the book.


However, it’s very clear that she and Artemis are strangers.  So, Loebs' history falls by the wayside to create a contextual sense.  Artemis finds Wonder Woman to be too perfect.  She’s shiny and reflective of the Shim’Tar, the Bana-Migdhall protector.  So, as said, Diana is everything she wanted but cannot be.


I had doubts about exploring X-23’s past.  I mean there’s a reason I never picked up an X-23 book, but Tom Taylor in All-New Wolverine painlessly outlined what had gone before and with this latest issue closes the chapter.


Kimura is one of the people that turned Laura McKinney, clone of Wolverine, into a killer.  To instigate the berserker rage of her progenitor, she introduced a trigger pheromone and followed through with some brainwashing torture.

Kimura’s latest bend is to rule Madripoor, the Terry and the Pirates gone to hell Asian island introduced to the Marvel Universe circa mid 1980s.  To that effect, Kimura prepared her favorite pet Wolverine to kill Tyger Tiger, who attempts to progressively change Madripoor for the better.


This preparation included a sample of the pheromone which sent Laura and her clone sister Gabby packing.  Unfortunately there was no escape, and Kimura crop-dusted the town where Laura fled to.


The death of the town sent Nick Fury and SHIELD after Laura, but that also played into Kimura’s hands.  Now Laura and SHIELD have teamed up for one final stand at Tyger Tiger’s palace.


This story finale starts out fun.  Laura and her allies come up with creative means to defeat Kimura and her mercenaries.  Tiger Tyger’s squirreling away of an Iron Man suit gives Laura the edge that she needs, and there’s a number of surprises that awaits the reader as the tale builds to a crescendo with the duel between Kimura and Wolverine.  Good stuff all around.


A whackjob group of UK screwballs worship Anubis and artificially extend their miserable lives through the means of the Palimpsest.  A goofball ritual that enslaves an ancient Egyptian priestess to an innocent woman of the then present.  


In this case Angel Kostenko, a former victim of human trafficking.  Angel’s possession is pre-empted by the stalwart Pyramid Club.


Or not.  Despite the Pyramid Club opposing the Anubis Sect this issue of Peter Milligan’s giddy tribute to Hammer films reveals the Pyramid’s true colors.

The discovery prompts Angel to turn against her wannabe lover Duncan, the most youthful of the Pyramid Club and try to reason with the Priestess who seeks to possess her.


An arch writer Milligan easily relates that the sisters need to do it themselves.  The bad guys are really bad.  The “good” guys are bad as well.  Duncan is either bad or weak.  Neither prospect helps Angel, and oh, yeah, one of the fruitcakes reanimated Nebetah’s highly dead obsessive lover Kharis.  


Yeah.  How can you not love a book like this?


Lady Cynthia Eden Jones calls upon a favor from Professor Bruttenholm.  Thus, Hellboy, Archie and psychic Susan, both agents of the BPRD, travel to Hong Kong.  They arrive during a national holiday.

The trio make their way to their contact, a British expatriate, and he relates the troubles of he and his crew as well as the Hong Kong environs.

The slippery Childe takes the trio forward, and it’s there that Hellboy meets the hosts of this Danse Macabre.


Any student of Asian ancient mythology will recognize these gentlemen, but even if you don’t artist Brian Churilla draws them in such a way that their meaning is clear.  Fun stuff.


Rom and Micronauts offer splendid jumping on points.  Micronauts is more of a stand-alone than Rom.  However, Rom gives you a better idea on how the interconnected Hasbro universes works.

Rom begins far outside the realm of the Space Knight.  Instead, writers Christos Gage and Chris Ryall take the reader to the streets where the disenfranchised struggle to make ends meet.  The Dire Wraiths take advantage of their unfortunate predicament.


Next we cut to Rom and his fellow Space Knights Livia, also his former lover, and Commander Orphion.  The Commander has declared the earth a lost cause.  Rom is trying to persuade the Space Knights that they’ve rushed to judgement, but every argument he makes deepens their concern.

Putting aside the moral point, I’ve got to say, I wouldn’t be convinced of Rom’s reasoning.  Nuking the earth is the logical, swiftest solution to end the Dire Wraiths.  In any case, there are a lot of people who might object to the Space Knight’s expediency.


That’s Beach Head and Grunt.  Actual members of G.I. Joe.  Not just some token Joes created for Rom.  Their entrance gives you an idea of what’s going in the book, and how the story could play out a little differently than you expect.


Micronauts is even a little friendlier.  The story begins with Micronauts crew-leader Oz taking a little snooze.  It’s a nice moment that characterizes the Micronauts as a band similar to the crew of Serenity rather than the U.S.S. Enterprise.  As Oz sleeps, he remembers, and the mask of Pharos translates.


So, that’s the mission.  Save the scientist that helped he and his crew escape.  The crew of the Heliopolis however is a democratic rag tag group.  So, Oz puts it to a vote.


Phen, the new Space Glider, brings up a hilarious point, which gives you an idea of the sly humor running through the space shenanigans.  The vote cast in favor.  Biotron, who gained a personality thanks to a previous adventure, finds a means to find the scientist.

Followed by the expected joke about cats and porn, I love the artistic transition by Max Dunbar and Ander Zarate.  It’s brief, definitive and aesthetic.


The Micronauts relocate, but they find that they’re not alone.  The humans that attempted to vivisect them trespass to end their friend.  Fortunately, nobody’s home.



That is except the Acroyears.  This issue of The Micronauts was exciting, pretty and user friendly.