Saturday, July 5, 2014

POBB: July 2, 2014

Pick of the Brown Bag
June 2, 2014
by
Ray Tate

This week the Pick of the Brown Bag looks at Angel and Faith, Batman and Superman, Earth 2, Moon Knight, Scooby-Doo Team-Up, Swamp Thing and Vampirella.



Scooby-Doo Team-Up is a clever lark in which Scooby and the gang meet Wonder Woman.  How did this happen? Continuity.

Wonder Woman's, Scoob's, Velma's and Daphne's namecheck of Batman refers back to the first issue of this mostly enjoyable Scooby-Doo spin-off.  It establishes that this is another shared world where some of the super-heroes know each other.  The scene furthermore demonstrates characterization that's independent of the plot.  Daphne, Velma and Scooby express just the right amount of awe in realizing that Batman respects their skills in mystery solving.

If the loss of Amazon power should a man set foot on Paradise Island throws you, it's a classic, though not part of the original mythology.  Wonder Woman's creator William Moulton Marston indicated the promise to Aphrodite consisted of Amazons not being "beguiled" again by men.  The idea of male presence causing Amazonian weakness was introduced much later by Marston's successors.  Of course you could also rationalize the discrepancy by suggesting the vow over time became a corrupted legend.  The Amazons after all are eternal and likely to forget a few things per century.  In any case,  Sholly Fisch brings back the pop culture Aphrodite's Law.  The rule elegantly explains everything.  It provides the impetus for the story and allows for some entertaining jokes.



The Amazons never let go of the idea that men are the inferior gender.  Wonder Woman is a more equal rights kind of gal, which suits her characterization and subtly evinces why Diana was chosen so long ago as Paradise Island's envoy to man's world.

These story attributes serve as the backbone of Fisch's fairplay mystery in which mythological characters appear and disappear seemingly at will and leave the Amazons perplexed.  In the tradition of Sherlock Holmes, they've done the preliminary elimination of the impossible.



Artist Dario Brizuela while introducing an on-model Scooby-Doo cast produces a warm, inviting Amazon population that's simultaneously strong and sturdy.  For Wonder Woman, Brizuela combines the best of both worlds.  She's part Super-Friends and part Justice League.  Perfect.



Batman and Superman acts in four ways.  First, writer Greg Pak unfolds a good story with a beginning, middle and end.  Second, he adds an epilogue to the plotting from the previous World's Finest crossover.  Third, he brings a layer of entanglement to the continuity of the new 52 and fourth he sets up the next stoyarc in which Batman and Superman lose their memories and trade partners: namely Lois Lane and Catwoman.

The story begins with Superman and Batman mulling over their fragmented memories that stirred after meeting their Earth-Two counterparts' legacies.  



The demon in question appears and gives the two heroes a rare opportunity.  She will transport them both to the past of Earth-Two and grant each a chance to affect the timeline.  Batman of course does not trust the demon, but that doesn't stop him from taking advantage of the situation.

In JLA/Avengers Batman warns the team not to interfere with Marvel's earth, but he ends up decisively swooping down from hiding to beat the crap out of the Punisher. Batman like his ratiocinator predecessors is not a slave to logic.  He more often than not follows where his intellect leads him.  However, particularly stressful situations such as Lex Luthor momentarily killing Dick Grayson rips through his brain like nobody's business.  Pak plausibly sets up such a moment and Batman admits that he squandered his chance to rewrite Earth-Two history.



Superman's contribution rather than creating a temporal paradox, preserves the history of both earths and exemplifies the friendship he fosters with Batman.



In the end, the duo disappoint the chaos demon, and her rage precipitates their next fate.  



Earth 2 is just filled with spectacular moments.  Above, Alan Scott tows a crapload of Parademons while the Apokoliptan New God Beguiler vexes his efforts.



The threat leads to a spotlight for Hawkgirl where Kendra unsheathes her steel.  

Marella, the Queen of Atlantis, returns at an opportune moment.  That snapshot doesn't begin to describe the epic scope of what occurs.



The Flash steps up to perform an amazing speed stunt that leaves everybody speechless.  



In addition to these wonders in both art and writing, the new Superman reveals his connection to the House of El and takes an epiphany trip courtesy of Dr. Fate's helmet, which generates comedy from Jimmy Olsen.  A superior issue in every respect, even if not highlighting the earth-two Batman.



Swamp Thing opens his latest by threatening to kill Lady Weeds.  The Wolf persuades Swamp Thing to abandon his murderous intent, but not out of altruism.  



The entire book is an entertaining weaselly narrative juxtaposed with Jesus Saiz's gorgeous montages depicting Alec's fight against monsters in the Wolf's employ.



In the end, writer Charles Soule introduces a unique twist in the bartering for demonic assistance, and this seals the fate of the Wolf, who foreshadows his own destruction.  Quick and effective, Swamp Thing's only subplot focuses on the relationship between the immortal Capucine and her Avatar Joshua, which dovetails to a dramatic cliffhanger promising a riveting next issue.



Writer Nancy Collins upends Vampirella's world.  Corrupted by the Seal of Chaos, Vampirella serves as the host of Umbra.  Though the evil goddess has yet to surface, the alien vampire from Drakulon now succumbs to the bane of other vampires and faces allies turned enemies.

The idea of the Catholic Church turning against Vampirella isn't anything new, but Collins' skill as an author allows for a more naturally written betrayal.  I'm not a fan of any religion, and Catholicism is a particularly narrow-minded philosophy.  Traditionally however, the Church was portrayed as much of a demon-fighting symbol of goodness in Vampirella as it was in early Hammer films.  Vampirella writers glossed over the Church's overall hypocrisy; its facilitation if not outright support of child molestation; its historical hatred of science and of course its abhorrence of women as anything but an evil necessity for baby-making.  With the introduction of God's Hammer, Collins subtly touches upon the Church's unsavory history.

Vampirella's former supporter asks Nicodemus the leader of God's Hammer to make her death quick, in honor of her past service.  The priests lie to Vampirella in order to better position her for an ambush.  Vampirella's ally from the other side emphasizes the sect's pleasure when it comes to torturing women.  To be sure, Collins doesn't dwell on these unsavory attributes of the Church.  She's relating an supernatural action-story after all, but she paints the Church in darker shades that previous writers.  When Vampirella shakes off Umbra's influence, it's doubtful she'll return as the Church's agent.


Vampirella's advocate comes from the night.  This as well as has been done before, but again, Collins' skill to nuance depth into an adventure makes for a more a satisfying evolution.  The monsters are more rational.  They see Vampirella as the only force powerful enough to preclude the apocalypse.  They still see her as a threat.  They know that she will kill them once freed from the corruption of the seal, yet she's their best best bet.  They aid her out of self-interest as well as surprising poetry.  Whereas Collins' vampires are predators mirroring the worst of humanity, she characterizes the vampires in Vampirella more diversely.  By no means are these creatures the Byronesque hearthrobs popularized by Anne Rice or Stephanie Meyer, but neither are they the monstrous rapists or exploiters Sonja Blue destroys in Collins' books.



Drago is a refined, almost old school vampire.  He's still dangerous.  A monster, but he expresses more than an a mere want to rescue the "Happy Meals with legs," that Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer wished to preserve.  Collins no doubt saw this episode and realized she would need to distinguish her work from the better known Whedon opus. 

There's a measured realism inherent in Collins' novels that she transfers to Vampirella, and artist Patrick Berkenkotter makes for a good partner to translate the authenticity. Berkenkotter bases Drago's appearance on Count Orlak.  Thus Vampirella's designation of his being Nostferatu is accurate. This type of vampire resurfacing contrasts the pretty seducers of borderline romance novels, and fits with Collins' themes of dropping the pretense.  Vampirella's beauty has always been starkly different from the traditional vampire woman.  She is alien and immortal.  It's not a mask conserved by an evil curse to better lure her victims to expose their necks.  Vampirella is not the undead, and Berkenkotter of course keeps her fit and fluid throughout the terrific follow-up to the premiere.


Victor Gischler's Angel and Faith is so strong that I don't really need to know the particulars of what's going on.


I have absolutely no idea who this woman is beyond her name.  I haven't a clue who this Nash fellow is that she mentions in her dialogue.  Gischler keeps it simple.  From the dialogue and her actions, I can tell she's harbors a grudge against Angel and Faith.  Judging by her ears, she may be an elf or something.  The green glow tells me she's definitely got some magical mojo going for her.


With Will Conrad's action-saturated artwork as his storytelling medium, Gischler accents Angel's unstoppability.  Angel can be killed.  It's just hard to do.  He does feel pain, but it doesn't slow him down.  Because he has a soul, he doesn't let the innocent suffer.  So we see Angel battling some really powerful foe, getting back up again after being knocked over several times and saving lives.  Really, that's all I need for a decent issue of Angel and Faith. 

Gischler ups the ante by informing me about Magic Town, without making the exposition feel like an info dump.  Magic Town is London, after Whistler, who mentored Angel on the television series, unhatched something beyond his control. 

Gischler cinches the surroundings to a clever plot.  So, it's not just a personal magical duel between Pearl and Angel.  The stakes are higher than mere revenge.  The properties of those stakes depend on the nature of Magic Town, and they also explain why Pixies are so vital to an old Big Bad's plan.  


Conrad makes all of this easy to take in.  He orchestrates clear, concise fight choreography.  His dead on likeness with Angel and Faith combined with his photorealistic characters new to Angel and Buffy the Vampire Slayer unify comic book and television series.   Furthermore, his depiction of the Big Bad at the proper cliffhanger bestows greater impact to the reveal.


Faith's story runs adjacent to Angel's tale, but never do they intersect.  After attacking Deepscan's client, Faith realizes that she doesn't belong in Kennedy's private security firm.  She prefers Slayer weapons to guns.  She dislikes working for monsters she would rather kill, but Kennedy still believes Faith can be good for Deepscan.  So, she entices her to stay with a case she cannot abandon.  The catalyst for this mission goes all the way back to Faith's redemption on the television series.  

It's the creative team's adherence to the core myths that make Angel and Faith such an engrossing read.  I felt lost when trying to comprehend the Buffy the Vampire Slayer comic book, but here I feel right at home.


Don't kidnap night travelers when you're in the vicinity of Moon Knight.  He is the avatar of Khonshu, and he protects night travelers.  In order to secure his charge, Moon Knight will need to traverse five floors of pug-ugly thugs inhabiting the tenement.  Rather than fear the possibilities, Moon Knight's looking forward to the ordeal.



Essentially Judge Dredd with Moon Knight in place of Dredd, the story works because of DeClan Shalvey's extraordinary martial arts illustration and Warren Ellis' mean, pithy dialogue.  Moon Knight will take you five minutes to breeze through, but you'll be rewarded in those five minutes.





Have you ever wondered if there is or will be a comic book as bad as Manos: The Hands of Fate?



It's a fair argument to say that you shouldn't review something that you haven't or won't read.  I've made it a point to only review what I have read.  However, I'm going to make a prediction.  This prediction is based upon the preview and the ad copy.  Here is the comic book answer to Manos: The Hands of Fate.



I considered picking apart the image and the phraseology, but really, doesn't the image just say it all? It's like a massive train wreck of mediocrity and desperation.

Sunday, June 29, 2014

POBB: June 26, 2014

Pick of the Brown Bag
June 26, 2014
by
Ray Tate

Reviews of All-Star Western, Aquaman, Batman, Flash Gordon, Justice League, Justice League Dark and Superman comprise a thin week in terms of quantity and quality for The Pick of the Brown Bag. 



Batman consists of communication engineering porn.  Characters whisper a litany comprised of signal rerouters called vampires, detail signal blockage, signal bouncing, radio blackouts and specific signals to missiles.  It's a wonder that the Signal Man didn't appear.



It's as if somebody took a technical manual and crossed out every word that wasn't jargon and replaced it with Batman.  Then, Snyder told Greg Capullo to go draw Batman and Gordon in some service tunnels.  Last issue, Batman fought lions.  This one is a big let down.



The slog through the overwhelming fount of technobabble quickly exhausted my good graces.  When Batman finally reached the Riddler's lair, I couldn't have cared less and just felt angry that the story hadn't ended.  There had better be one helluva payoff next issue.



Batman's one panel cameo in Aquaman is better than the entirety of this week's Batman.  Writer Jeff Parker plays on the legend of Batman and simultaneously recreates the heroes' old friendship.  



After the Dark Knight flies off stage to meet up with Frankenstein in Nanda Parbat, Aquaman encounters a creature that attacks the Sea King where he lives.  



Aquaman is a fantastic read.  The trouble is I can't be sure if I'm ecstatic about the book because of its inherent awesomeness or if it's simply far and away better than than this week's Batman, Superman and Justice League.  Oh, who am I kidding...



That is a monster using suckers to rip apart flesh as brilliantly imagined by artists Paul Pelletier and Sean Parsons.  I've never seen anything like that in a comic book before.  Yet if such trauma could happen, this is what it would look like.  It's positively grotesque and riveting, with extra gooey colors by Rain Beredo.  I salute your understanding of monster mayhem sirs and madam.

It's not just Aquaman vs. Science Gone Awry either.  Parker and company also commit a considerable amount of attention to Mera defending the throne.



Believe it or not, Mera's demand?  That's just the sauce.  The battle pitting Mera and Tula against the would be usurpers is a loving testament to submerged violence.  And there's giant crabs.  Now this is a comic book.



A new creative team on Superman means...urgh...turgid wheel-spinning.  Poor Superman.  He has nobody to talk to. 


Are you there, Bruce? It's me, Margaret.

His super-hot superhero date and his dark best friend are out, except when he's teamed up with either one of them in Superman and Wonder Woman or Batman and Superman.



Can the blonde Eternal wannabe Ulysses fulfill this void in the Man of Steel's life? Will their bonding over the beat down of a big blue bug last? I care about this why?  

Superman doesn't get much succor in his secret identity either.  Perry White is concerned that Clark is distancing himself from people.  




So, what the hell, Perry? You let Clark be fired.  You watched him move one by partnering with Cat Grant to establish a new newsblog, Clarkcatopolis, for what purpose exactly? Kicks?  You know, I don't remember Perry being such a dick.  The rest of the staff don't do well in this soft reboot either.



Thrill to the exploits of Lois Lane drinking with a friend at a bar. 



Then grab onto the horns of a fiduciary dilemma with Jimmy Olsen.  I hate Jimmy Olsen.  I always will, but even I think he deserved a better subplot.

Yep.  This latest volume in Superman's life has me pining for the good old days when Superman had a mullet or when Superman was all electrified.  Those books sucked a lot, but at least they weren't boring.  



Can Geoff Johns contaminate Justice League with this week's theme of ennui? Why, yes.  Yes, he can.  Lex Luthor figured out that Batman is Bruce Wayne, but he can't get Bruce to admit it.  The rubbish plays out even worse than you expect since Johns reiterates the Frog-Scorpion fable popularized by Alan Moore's Killing Joke, and just to add insult to injury, Doug Mahnke draws the bloody thing.




DC proudly presents...

The Adventures of Frog, Scorpion and Bat.

Now, you might be saying, hold on a minute, Ray.  Johns invigorates the expected tedium with a surprise twist to the fable and in order to fully grant the impact, it had to be drawn.  Peel me a grape.  This whole exacerbated stretch could have been avoided had Johns done something spectacularly novel:

"Bruce, you're Batman."
"Nope."
"Come on.  You gave it away when you beat the crap out of me for momentarily killing Richard Grayson."
"Okay.  Okay.  My cape was showing.  You got me.  What do you want Luthor?"

Apart from the lackluster game of "Are not"/"Are too." Captain Marvel uses the lightning to summon a ping-pong table while Cyborg goes on Monitor Duty.  Monitor Duty.  That's a good way to energize the story.  



The best part of the book occurs when Captain Cold summoned by Lex Luthor finds himself in an unfamiliar favorable spotlight, but Cold's anxiety isn't enough to excuse the lackluster confrontations and the dearth of action.



Justice League Dark infuriates me.  This issue is a really good read, but J.M. DeMatteis could have combined the most recent two chapters in the Night Nurse's origin to present an altogether superior medium.  The last part of the story was just a waste of time and coin.

Previously, we learned Night Nurse possessed the body of Alice Winters, years ago.  Alice appeared to be the victim, but Alice could have disabused the team of that idea: "Hey, it's not exactly what you think.  I'm dying, you see.  I agreed to the possession to save my life."  

Such an admission would have influenced the entirety and precluded the dumb, pointless magic melee in the previous installment.

Night Nurse isn't exactly a warm personality.  Despite her aid, the team wouldn't automatically trust her.  Zatanna could have delved into Alice's mind to verify the facts just as she did in the last chapter.  



Night Nurse Asa could have naturally been attracted to the sorceress and by magical magnetism.  So, the ends of this issue could have been more or less preserved without the dim, trite means.  Occult yo-yo John Constantine, who was thrown out of the House of Secrets, also might not have been needed. 

That could have easily been Frankenstein holding a special blade, provided by the House itself.  

DeMatteis could have let the reader in on some vital details without hurting his story.  The aforementioned sickness.  The fact that Night Nurse Asa, despite her monstrous appearance, has at least one respectable sponsor.  



The otherworldly threat could of been recapitulated as well as the loving that comes after the battle.



All right.  All right.   That wasn't exactly a gratuitous lesbian kiss.  It's likely as lascivious as mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.  
In short, what the sharp plotting in this issue of Justice League Dark proves is that it could have been so much better without the drag of a padded previous issue.



Flash Gordon upon seeing Ming's monster-making machine goes into action, damn the consequences.  Because it's the right thing to do, not to mention hilariously thick headed.  Writer Jeff Parker imbues the merging of merriment and morality in Flash's characterization and as a result cuts to the chase.




As soon as Ming identifies the pilot as his hated enemy Flash Gordon, he begins his scheming, and you cannot help but laugh at this.  Ming has already fallen to his own hubris.  He should have killed Flash right then and there, but he just cannot help making the mistake all good villains make.  Parker though demonstrates a sort of evil holistic evolution of Ming's arrogance. 





In the arena, Flash doesn't stand a chance you think, but the gregarious Flash Gordon never shuts up, and you can imagine how annoying his opponents find him.  Parker's no dummy though.  He knows that being out numbered by monster-men should have signed Flash's death warrant, but he evens the odds through three clever means.  One, as promised, he introduces the Lion Man from the cartoon series into the modern Flash Gordon adventures.


Two, the fools give Flash weapons because...there's that smugness again and three Prince Barin makes a move that reveals some unexpected foreshadowing from previous issues.  Brilliant and fun with enough excitement for ten books.



This week's All-Star Western is a subdued affair in terms of Jonah Hex.  Jimmy Palmiotti and Justin Gray present a comedy of errors in which a simple bounty hunt goes completely wrong.


Along the way, Gray and Palmiotti allude to such spaghetti westerns as If You Meet Sartana Pray for Death and Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia, which is amusingly recounted by Tulullah Black in a bizarre homage to Wonder Woman's original tales.  William Moulton-Marston and H.G. Peters related stories revealing how Diana found her Invisible Plane and Magic Lasso.  Tullulah divulges how she acquired her lucky shotgun.


Those expecting a cool backup of Madame .44 illustrated by the fantastic Jose Luis-Garcia Lopez will be sorely disappointed.  Most of the DC books this week preview the riotously stupid Grayson.


Ruh-oh.  Somebody forgot to send prostituted writer Tim Seeley the memo about Forever Evil not killing Dick Grayson afterall.  So no resurrection needed.  Sorry.  


Blonde, James Blonde

What puzzles me is why Grayson warrants such treatment.  Is DC really one-hundred percent behind this dumbass thing? It seems more like a book that was made out of desperation than design.  In any case, here it is for all to see.  Nightwing is blonde.  He's maskless.  He's an operative for Charlie...whoops...a spy in the employ of The Matron, and there are Russians.  Hopefully too good to be on this book Mikel Janin will soon return to Justice League Dark, and Grayson will be just be a curious bit of trivia.